• Everyone shut the fuck up and watch
this video of some calves thinking
they have to jump over the white line
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    • Just walk over the line. Cows:
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    • Hippity hoppity milkbois are property
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    • The first cow said "if you touch the line ur gay!"
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    • Cows have what is most easily explained as 2 dimensional vision. They think it's an actual fence
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    • "if I step on the white, I'm gay"
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    • They top fences with a white tape and sometimes section off areas with it, they learn pretty quick the tape is electric
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    • It's because they think it's a pipe or a cattle panel and they're afraid theyll get their feet stuck in it because they can break their legs if they get stuck in cattle panels that are on the road so they associate the white line with the panels so they jump over it to avoid injuring themselves
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    • Pending a month
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    • Actually it's probably just the first cow that's stupid, whereas the rest are simply acting on herd mentality and doing what they see the rest doing... also cows are really stupid
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    • They saw the first one do it so they were all thinkin "fuck he looks like he knows what he's doin" meanwhile first calf's up ahead laughin his ass off
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    • This is because of entrances to property's that have bars (typically white) in the ground where there legs can get stuck. They learn not to cross them then the herd is taught that.
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    • 7 year old me trying not to step on the line because something bad would "happen"
      Mr_Black_ a month
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    • This is actually insane. Those group of cows will pass down to future generations to avoid the white lines on roads for no reason. Makes me think of what humans have been passing down for generations thats completely meaningless. Aaand holy shit I had too much coffee this morning.
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    • Cows are terrified of small cracks in the ground or anything that resembles one. That's why cattle guards are so effective
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    • yeah cows are dumb. like you don’t even need a gate to keep them in. you just use a grate and they won’t cross it. also they apparently can’t go down stairs.
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    • When I had my cattle at my local fair I was walking them down to the washrack when I woke up to clean them off the youngest that was there for the first time kept doing this big leap like those cattle over a 3-4inch puddle
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    • Even cows know, step on the crack and break your mom's back
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    • That first cow was just fucking with everyone
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    • That’s the cutest most innocent thing I’ve ever seen a cow do
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    • Herd mentality in action
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    • This is the same concept behind cattle guards. Since cows only see in 2D they think it’s a weird barrier that they can’t cross. Some get confused or pushed into one and can break their legs. That’s why there are also painted cattle guards just in case they get pushed they won’t get hurt
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    • I bet if one of em jumped off a bridge they all would too
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    • Caption was cringy as shit
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    • Stupid pre-burgers
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    • "if I step on a line I'm gay"
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    • Yeah cows don't have any depth perception, so they do that with all kinds of shit. Its pretty cool
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    • Step on a line you break a heifers spine
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    • Cows also wont walk over grating. That's why a lot of farms have grates laying on driveways instead of gates. Easier for the farmers to get in and out while keeping cows in.
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    • Those arent calves you ignorant slut those are yearlings
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    • One idiot started it then everyone else just followed
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    • That’s why you can use rocks to heard your cows. They dumb as shit
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    • Omg, there like Christians.
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    • No backs were broken that day
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    • Wait you dont?
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    • Proper baseball etiquette TBH
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    • Cows are just big puppies
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    • Interesting fact: often people will paint cattle guards on the road and cows will avoid them thinking that they're real.
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    • It's like that one video with the spiders and the line that someone drew lol they go around it 😊
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    • This is because cows' vision is largely based on color and contrast so the contrast of the white on black creates the illusion that there's an object there
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    • Mom did it, so do we
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    • They see something we dont
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    • Cows don't have depth perception :P
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    • But when I do it they think I'm autistic
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    • They have like no depth perception it probably looks tall
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    • Many farmers usually out a metal grate over the entrance to the fenced off area where their cows graze because for some reason cows don’t like the feeling of the grating and they refuse to step over it. Just a fun fact I learned
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    • They have no depth perception so they don't know if it's an endless abyss of their sister's juice or what the fuck it is.
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    • Cant step on the lines or else im gay
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    • Are you really going to let him shut you up ?
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    • Basically America: one guy does it so everyone follows blindly without checking first
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    • The cow did jump over the moon. This makes sense. They just gotta.
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    • It's like the cattle guards on roads you could paint the lines on the road and the cows wouldn't go over it still
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    • This is the thing about cattle: Anything marked on the ground is an obstruction. Evolution made them wary of any fall, as it could be fatal. This is why cattle guards work. It's too wide for them to jump over.
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    • It cost $0.00 to jump the line
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    • Cows can't walk on lines cause they think it'll sprain their legs. Hence cattle guards
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    • Those are not calves they are seemingly fully grown, cute regardless
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    • They know if they step on the line they are gay
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    • Cows are just stupid and will do whatever the other ones are doing.
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    • It’s weird seeing cows jump
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    • Well yeah if they don’t then they break their mother’s back.
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    • If you step on the line, then you smell like a swine.
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    • Dumbasses
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    • You know the first one was like "imma really fuck with these guys
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    • Cute!!
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    • Man that first one was really moooovin... I'm so sorry for that but I had to
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    • They’re stupid as a literal pile of shit. Almost like deer
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    • Camera man proceeds to trip over the white line.
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    • The paint on the road actually gets slippery when it is wet. They probably know that. Or they're just dumb cows.
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    • I used to do this shit too
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    • When your coworkers all do that one thing but nobody can explain why you are supposed to do it.
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    • If they step on it they’re gay.
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    • Cow expert here get them checked for mad cow disease
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    • the first one did it so the rest followed
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    • This is how cattle guards work
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    • 1..2..3..4.....5........6......seveeen.....8....zzzzzz
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    • Step on a line, break your father’s spine.
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    • Those are some big ass Dalmatians
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    • Its probably because at cattle ranches they use grates at the breaks in fences so that cars can drive out of the fence but cows cant walk over them cuz they tiny hooves
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