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    • I don’t like this, this means that he is always listening.
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    • Imagine you fucking your bitch and she's like "im cumming" and he just falls off a shelf and straight up hits her on the head, knocking her out, but then you remember she was asleep the whole time and it brings back memories from when you were on the Cosby show as the main character
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    • Imagine this fucker in your room while u having sex and you say “I’m cuming” and this nibba drops to the floor
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    • Imagine hearing a thud outside your door during sex
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    • Hey guys real question if buzz thought he wasn’t a toy at first then why did he freeze and act like one whenever Andy came in
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    • Japs killing themselves when caught colorized 1942
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    • Thats godly. I would have lost my fucking mind if i had this as a kid.
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    • Okay but like what if andy brings a girl over and he yells "I'm coming!" And you just see Woody panic for a second
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    • Its all fun and games until sone asshole puts a military-grade microchip in them and they start making death machines out of shit they find in the garage.
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    • I have a brother that does this.....he has seizures
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    • Say it in Spanish 😂
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    • Disney's plot to collect private information with listening devices disguised as toys
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    • Nsa: heavy breathing
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    • Quick wiretap! What happened at Teniamen square?
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    • One step closer to chucky
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    • Imagine you take this home and put him in your room, and you go to bed but wake up in the middle of the night you look at him and Woody does that command
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    • Thats fucking scary in all honesty.
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    • I can do that too *has stroke
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    • Imagine having sex and saying I’m cumming and the toy reacts
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    • It’s supposed to be “Andy is coming!”
      0rcbolg 11 jun
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    • Guys I think my dildo might be alive because it was in the middle of the floor and I know I had it in a plastic bag in my top droor
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    • ......Not “Andy’s coming”?
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    • Nah. Fuck that.
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    • Was that Tom Hanks laughing in the background?
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    • Imagine giving it to someone and you don’t tell them so they jokingly say it and freak out when he looks around, talks and drops 💀
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    • I wanna put him by a window and let him fall out
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    • I’m kinda okay with things always listening. I don’t really say much and I’m pretty boring. So nothing illegal ever leaves my mouth. All I do is work sleep and eat. And if someone wants to listen to that more power to them wasting time.
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    • Just imagine being stoned out of your mind and your friend says someone is coming and this shit happens
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    • Now try this at Disney with the guys dressing up as them, theyll drop too did you know? if you scream "Andy is comin!"
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    • Imagine not saying anything and it just falls over
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    • Still have my OG Woody from the first movie at my grandparents lmao
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    • Imagine clapping some cheeks and she says someone is coming, and while you about to bust the biggest nut, woody just falls over as y’all put your pants up and see your dad walk in on you with your sister??!
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    • It would be ten times better if you had to say Andy’s coming
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    • Hell even IPhones have an “eye tracking” feature where your phone will lock itself if you aren’t looking at it for too long. This isn’t jus a society
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    • That’s scary to have at night
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    • Oh god you could make him fall off so many things
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    • thats fucking terrifying
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    • Nah, it's actually woody.
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    • Little known fact, if you're at Disney and see any of the characters from Toy Story, you can tell "Andy's coming!" And the actors will do the same thing.
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    • Wow so the caption explains exactly what happened in the 10 second video. I totally never could have gathered the point from just watching it. Thank you instagram very cool
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    • If only they made that YEARS ago
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    • "We made an InTeRacTIve ToY. It's totally not a living organism"
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    • That’s terrifying
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    • Still like the live action one from vine
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    • Woa
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    • Woody fucking dies
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    • Nigga said "🤡"
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    • Someone mute the audio, play a sad soundtrack, and have him jump off a tall roof
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    • Omfg they killed him
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    • I hate that they sell these for almost 50 bucks but cant put a real lazer on buzz wtf
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    • Whatever happened to "Andy's Coming!"
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    • Mans just had a heart attack
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    • Ragdoll physics in toys
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    • Time to make woody fall of a roof
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    • Science has gone too far
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    • Aight bro, I'mma head out
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    • It’s okay to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s okay to be black. It’s okay to be white. It’s ok to be you. But what’s not okay is when you post a picture of a black screen and talk about your feelings on your Snapchat story
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    • Dude I was just at California adventure and they don’t drop when you say “Andy is coming” anymore. Buzz lightyear literally turned around and gave me a fat shake of the head
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    • Bruh........... this us dumb asf...........what happened to Andys coming
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    • Thats why you never tell them when youre cuming
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    • Andy’s cumming
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    • Woody put em in a coffin
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    • Bones are jelly
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    • If you go from coming to your woody going limp, stamina is not your strong suit.
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    • What y’all think of the new black mirror episodes?
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    • They make pretty much the same damn toys every time they decide to make another toy story movie
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    • SOMEONE IS COMING! Fucking dies
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    • Oh I’m coming alright
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    • It's all fun and games till the little bastered does it when no one said a thing and your alone in the house...
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    • That's fucking brilliant tbh.
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    • Disturbing
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    • Next he's gonna start acting Chucky
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    • It's funny cause I'm watching toy story rn
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    • Too bad he's bIsExUaL
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    • Plays dead is a little strong, he falls down because he is suppose to be an in adamant object and people would shit themselves and run to a priest if they started walking and talking freely..
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    • Woody just fucken died lol
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    • As long as he’s not connected to a network, who cares?
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    • I asked for this toy when I was a child. But back then they only made plastic versions but didn’t even bend.
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    • A toy that adds a whole other level of trama from hearing you parents Fuck
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    • Meanwhile, the remake of Child's Play is coming out soon.
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    • Not seeing toy story 4 they made him fucking bi-sexual
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    • We live in a society
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    • I fucking want one. I'm 21 and I fucking want one
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    • But then he’s stiff like a woody.
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    • “Quick! Assume the position!”
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    • I’m 15 but if you think I ain’t getting one of those you’re out of your mind
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    • Has furby not taught us anything
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    • Andeez nutz
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    • Imagine pounding a married woman and you hear her husband pull up the car and she says that, this toy in the house is set by her husband in a hidden spot completely erect yet hearing everything she says. The girl is in for some snake in her boot :/
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    • Iff only they made that YEAES ago
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    • Imagine waking up and your woody doll just drops dead
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