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    • To get the kids back. Karen, please, I miss them.
      Lib_V2 17 jan
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    • I would shut down the government for no other reason than to piss off that one kid from highschool who picked on me and works in a government job.......fuck you joshua....guess whos a jobless loser now....yeah its you!
      Lolbama 17 jan
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    • I’d shut it down to reboot it and see if it was still shit afterwards and if that didn’t work I’d return it to the store for a new country.
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    • I’d shut the government down for a Klondike bar
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    • I'd shut it down for a Klondike bar
      odinkin 17 jan
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    • Hentai Haven shuts down, the government get shut down.
      bixel 17 jan
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    • suzie_ 17 jan
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    • I would shut the government down to keep those birds away so I can sleep in on the weekends.
      SettPrinn 17 jan
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    • The release of Half life 3
      Slipknott 17 jan
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    • CRABNIGGA 17 jan
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    • So we can have anarchy forever and so all the politicians will be jobless and have to go fend for themselves elsewhere and actually work for once *evil laughter*
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    • *shutdown?
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    • If the government is shut down then we can hunt furries in any season without a permit
      JamesCa 17 jan
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    • I’d shut down the government till Karen let me see my kids, it’s been years, she left me for a manager 😭
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    • MyEyeess 17 jan
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    • I would shut it down for when I’m beating my meat and soap goes in the tip and it burns.
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    • I'd do it for a Klondike bar.
      Dragon5 17 jan
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    • I'd shut it down to dedicate all power into reviving hentai haven
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    • suzie_ 17 jan
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    • A Klondike Bar?
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    • I would shut it down until they team up with Elon Musk to research how to make cat girls
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    • I would shut down the government until all the tik tok thots were wiped out
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    • Because the house won’t pass the legalization of hunting furries
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    • To make ifunny features have a dislike button
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    • I’d shut it down for a boat, a truck to pull it, and a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
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    • Funding for cat girl research
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    • To get the fucking lamb sauce
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    • To get these stupid freeloading, illegal rices out of the country
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    • I would shut down the government and turn it back on just to see if the birds would come back.
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    • Breaking the 2nd amendment right after it specifically says shall not be infringed
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    • Wait, what's a government?
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    • To find da wae.
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    • Half-Life 3 fam, please, I miss the previous installments.
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    • I’d shut the government down until Hentai Haven was online and fakku was free again
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    • A Klondike bar
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    • I would shut down the Government and use all its resources to find out what the hell Malcolm's plan was at the end of season 1 episode 2 of malcolm In the middle
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    • A single slice of garlic bread
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    • I'd shut the government down till the Democrats give us 5 billion dollars for the wall budget.
      R3LYKS 17 jan
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    • A Klondike bar
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    • I’d shut it down to give my FBI agent a break, he needs one after the shits he’s seen this week.
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    • 1000 Hamberders
      jewcat 17 jan
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    • Bringing slavery back
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    • I would shut it down so I could get funding to surgically remove the stick from my teachers ass
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    • I’d shut down the government because they let Jake and Logan be born
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    • I’d shut it down, wait 5 seconds, then start it back up to see if it’s working properly
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    • I would shut the government down until Fornite is deleted forever.
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    • I would shut down the government until we get hentai haven back.
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    • Now that's it is shut down we can walk into area 51
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    • I’d shut down the government to protest government shutdowns.
      Ignastius 17 jan
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    • To use that money to fund making genetically modified cat girls but just the ears.
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    • A Klondike bar.
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    • For the wall, just like our current president is already doing.😎🇺🇸
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    • Is "for a Klondike bar" too obvious?
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    • White N-word
      polarice 17 jan
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    • so i can dislike features
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    • For iFunny to be fixed tbh
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    • I’d shut down the government so we can have a purge, let’s be honest, this country needs it
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    • I’d keep shutting it down and turning it back on again until it finally decided to fucking work
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    • To make an international holiday for napping... We need it dammit.
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    • I’d shutdown the government so that we could start another crusade to destroy all thots
      Rex44 17 jan
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    • Id shut the government down cause I can't cope with Karen taking the fucking kids.
      kitkehle 17 jan
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    • When they wont pay for my wall
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    • I would shut it down if a single white house staff poured their milk before the cereal
      Andymania 17 jan
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    • For the crusty crab being unfair, with Mr. Krabs being in there standing at the concession, plotting his oppression.
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    • I would shut the government down for $1,000 dollars worth of hamberders.
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    • Me or a loved one having mesothelioma so I could get my financial compensation
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    • For the kids back KAREN PLEASE ITS BEEN A MONTH AND ITS MY WEEKEND
      NotLoli 17 jan
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    • A klondike bar
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    • To make sure the big gay doesn't influence the government
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    • Well, Donald Trump shut down the government, causing the department of homeland security to not get paid. This includes the district attorney's office people, (my mom), and the coast guard, (my dad) to not get paid. Because of this shutdown, we might lose or house. Still think trump is a good guy?
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    • Shut it down every Sunday so we can pray to Sweet Baby Jesus, watch football, drink beer, and fire our guns in the air #Merica
      narules64 17 jan
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    • 1000 hamburders
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    • I would shut the government down because that’s how mafia works
      jtizzlee 17 jan
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    • I would shut down the government until everyone subscribed to Pewdiepie
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    • I would shut down the government for a Klondike bar
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    • To be called Ma'am
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    • I would shut down the government just to see if birds are real or not
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    • Shut down the government until fortnite is banned
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    • I would shut it down, then quickly open it up again to see if it fixes anything
      MateoLOC 17 jan
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    • A hamburder
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    • Id shut it down to see if the birds are actually controlled by them. I havent seen a single one
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    • I’d shut down the government to get hentai haven back up
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    • Running out of hamberders
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    • I would shut it down till we can successfully make genetically modified cat girls a reality. I would also make the Japanese pay for it. 👌
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    • I’d start the first purge, but instead of waiting 12 hours, it’s however long it takes to cleanse the three branches.
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    • I’d shut it down so we could have the purge, and kill my annoying ass neighbors.
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    • Hell, I'd do it for a Klondike bar.
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    • I would shut it down to bring hentai haven back.
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    • I would shut it down and turn it back on to see if it final start working as it should be
      SPAZOID21 17 jan
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    • Weed. So much weed.
      wwwwwwww 17 jan
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    • Hamberders
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    • To order two number nines a number nine large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda in the White House
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