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    • He looks like an Italian mobster who has seen way worse than a gun pointed at his head. This man literally rubbed his gut like if he just got up from a 3 hour nap and went to the fridge to check if his tiramisu was still there
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    • Me minding my own fucking business just trying to make it through the year.
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    • This guy entering the gas station like
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    • Thief uses intimidation. It's not very effective...
      Niqqward 10 aug
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    • He was just like "ight, dude whatever"
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    • Some people just don’t have any fucks left to give
      Fritzor 10 aug
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    • do not pass go, collect 200 dollars tho
      luxxyp 9 aug
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    • When you zone out so bad you dont realize the place just got robbed
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    • "Yeah yeah thats nice, get outta the way i got the munchies"
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    • Reminds me of the guy that’s sitting on a bar stool smoking while the hole fucking bar is getting Ron
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    • "Listen man, I'm just trying to get some chips and shit, I really don't feel like dealing with this right now."
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    • That robber went on to k1ll the guys nephew and from that day the man in red swore never to let another criminal get away
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    • Some people get what's called "mono vision", they are concentrated on one thing and go for it. I doubt he even noticed the guy with a gun.
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    • Guy was like “fine whatever dude”
      Shepsky 10 aug
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    • Thief rolled a 2 on intimidation
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    • Wonder how many gas stations I’ve entered while being held at gunpoint without even knowing
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    • He even slapped him with a wave/brush in the beginning
      C_Matic 10 aug
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    • Bro he did the tummy rub/wiggle finger "dont mind if I do" move on those chips 😂
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    • “Go on get outta here”
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    • That guys definitely a libertarian
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    • Fucks Account Balance: 0
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    • That kind of stuff works bc usually a robber is playing out the scenario in their mind over and over so if you mess up the script it throws them off
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    • Fact: If someone with a gun approaches you, pull out a fork and thank the Lord for the meal you are about to recieve...sends them screaming away everytime
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    • The dude in red scares me more than the guy with the gun
      5by5 11 aug
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    • My mans just wanted some midnight munchies
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    • He was like “ey I’m walkin ‘ere!”
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    • One time my wife and I were so blazed, we went for 7-11 nachos. No cashier, place was a ghost town. I don't know how long we're was at the register. Finally went to the back, the clerk was tied and gagged. It blew my mind. Either call the cops or free nachos.. We did the right thing. Took the nachos
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    • Robbing gas stations is such a retard move though. "Time to become a felon for $50-$150 tops and a pack of cigs!"
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    • This is the kind of man that has better things to do then to give a shit about a guy holding a gun to his head
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    • When you live in a packed city you meet a lot of crazies. Several of which screaming weird shit in my face to which I act like they aren’t even there looking at my phone or at their forehead like I can see through them and they ALWAYS walk away. They’re looking for a reaction.
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    • Thats him. He’s the anime protagonist.
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    • Guys this isn’t funny. The real story is that man is almost legally blind and had no idea the danger he was in. That’s why he walked so close to the chips to see what they were. You should also know I’m full of shit and made that up
      RBTallday 10 aug
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    • He is actually blind
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    • Stick bug thinks this guy has huge balls
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    • The guy with the gun does know that the red shirt man was just close enough to yank the gun from the skinny ass dude
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    • I work overnight security for an office building and since like February we've been closed after 7 so from 7pm-5am there's nobody allowed in the building and in March I found a homeless guy on the third floor and all I did was just lie about having a gun that I didn't have at all I was like-
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    • I missed the part where that's my problem.
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    • The way the dude with the gun walks out the door has me dying like he bends his body forward ready to fucking have the sprint of his life
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    • That guy definitely had the makings of a varsity athlete...
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    • Bro, how you gonna make my life worse? If anything, you'd make it better. Anyway, them chips are two for one!
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    • If you hold your gun sideways, I will get the sudden urge to sho0t you
      Eeveeon 10 aug
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    • If the man was robbing the store then damn that guys got some guts
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    • i always think this is alex jones
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    • When your parents say to ignore the bully
      Garchonp 10 aug
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    • me after a long ass day at work and just want to get a bag of chips
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    • That mans was like “fuck I just wanna get some tobacco”
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    • Looks like Phil from the commercials
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    • Probably in shock tbh, no matter what you've seen, someone dumb enough to rob a gas station is probably dumb enough to glak you in the face
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    • "Fucking k1ll me or don't pussy, I'm gonna go get a Dr. Pepper and some pringles"
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    • Must be Detroit
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    • He was on the quest for snacks
      Pastell 10 aug
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    • It's 2020. What'd expect?
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    • The gay walk
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    • The stomach pat is what made it.
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    • This man has massive balls
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    • Remember when Peter Parker did that shit?
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    • Tony Soprano mf
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    • The guy in red is the type of person who would hire someone else to ki|| someone for him, but he still shows up to watch them die.
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    • I think this is not a case of him having big balls. I believe he legitimatelly did not see that the person in front of him had a gun pointed to his face.
      Cakaki86 13 aug
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    • Don’t play the hero it could end your life
      Yatsuto 10 aug
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    • Dudes name is definetly Vinny.
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    • Some advice possibly Daybin
      Sespi 11 aug
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    • If you put a gun to me and you’re holding it above your shoulder height im blast doubling you through the wall before you can think about pulling a trigger
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    • Got to be Jersey
      KOmedic 10 aug
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    • Robber:GET OUT OF THE WAY Guy:Hi how are ya
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    • Mfw I walk into Harvest & Trustee bank on any given day during 2014
      AIastor 10 aug
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    • Take notes
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    • Kind of looks like he said "get outta here" in the beginning
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    • Notice how he was monkey flavored
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    • No shits given
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    • I don’t think he even noticed the gun lmao
      Saleen28 10 aug
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    • The art of not giving a shit
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    • That man either has balls bigger than the store he walked into or he did not give any fucks what so ever
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    • I would just stare the gun man in the eyes and whisper “please do it”
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    • Holding it the wrong way dip shit.
      lupus_18 12 aug
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    • Tony soprano energy ngl
      Jaskier 10 aug
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    • legit didn’t even notice
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    • Fact: Holding your gun sideways does not make you look cool
      Garrett78 10 aug
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    • Holy crap! That dude literally dngaf
      Briguy70 10 aug
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    • 30 rnd CLIP!
      joeborras 10 aug
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    • PorkSword 10 aug
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    • Me high af just wanting some chips
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    • Bruh
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    • Dude thought. "Oh shit not gonna look at this mf and I'll be good"
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    • How is this man able to walk with the wieght of his massive balls
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    • I aspire
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    • Cowboy Bebop: Knockin On Heaven’s Door (2001)
      maxjk0 13 aug
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    • Sideways gay
      pigezens 13 aug
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    • I hate how he held the gun in the dudes face, poor form and easy to snatch
      _Nail_ 13 aug
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    • How is he walking with two tons of steel between his legs?
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    • He gave his last fuck on the drive over he has none left to give
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    • I think he literally mouthed "get outta here" to the criminal
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    • That 2 for $3 Gatorade deal is pretty good
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    • Me: -looks at him dead in the eyes- “do it”
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    • You can see him go "naaaaagh" like an agitated dad
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    • As soon as he gets behind you, turn around and tackle him, easiest take down, restrain the arm holding the gun and knee the wrist, take the gun and use it to keep the assailant in place until the police come
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    • PISS ON HIM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
      PuntACunt 13 aug
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    • Uh-oh, he's holding it sideways; that's an instant k!llshot
      Krafty 13 aug
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