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    • this man does nothing but cream cheese rolls of different meats
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    • Putting creme cheese on seafood should be a crime
      GayBowser 18 sep
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    • Does this dude make anything but cream cheese meats
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    • Mmm synonym rolls
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    • Salmon roll. Salmon by the foot
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    • Man fuck you
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    • Fuck you
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    • Fucking white people putting cream cheese on seafood.
      TinyTM 18 sep
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    • Wuit doing the same shit it’s nasty af anyways man
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    • These stupid motherfuckers put cream cheese on everything
      Animus3D 18 sep
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    • Omg that actually looks so fucking good
      Da_boy21 17 sep
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    • I wonder if Gordon would shit all over this
      Blade336 18 sep
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    • Holy fuckin shit, the smokey salmon and bacon with the sweetness of the sauce, I'm jizzed out
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    • Nothing but cream cheese and jalapeno
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    • Fucking gross
      yomaneman 18 sep
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    • No, dude does nothing but rolls of cream cheese and smokey cream cheese is disgusting btw, fish cream cheese and candied bacon wtf is that dude on needs to be banned from the kitchen
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    • I’m so fucking mad I’m allergic to that
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    • You want some fucking salmon with that gay shit
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    • you just witnessed a crime against humanity. Why don't you put a bumper sticker on a Koenigsegg Trevita. You're a monster!
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    • I hate the way how he says jalapenos
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    • Nigga no
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    • Man likes his cream cheese and jalapenos
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    • Way to take an extremely healthy thing and turn it into an artery blocker.
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    • Looks good
      glass5088 18 sep
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    • YOU JUST RUINED A GREAT SAMON UOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!!
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    • Stopped watching at “cream cheese”
      octuu 20 sep
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    • .....wtf is with this dude taking protein, putting cream cheese on it and rolling it?....is this how he was taught to eat?
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    • Looks great. I wish I liked fish.
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    • That looks awful. The flavor combinations are retarded. Capers and bbq rub? Wtf? Miso and bacon with fucking DILL?? Try this with just salmon, cream cheese, capers and dill. Make a balsamic glaze instead. You’re welcome.
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    • Whats wrong with cream cheese?
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    • Putting cream cheese on Salmon. This heretic is engaging in some real sacreligious shit
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    • Oh this guy, how much cream cheese are we using today?
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    • THIS FUKIN DUDE AND HIS FUK CREAM CHEESE. NIGHAS REALLY LIKES THAT CREAM IN HIS MOUTH fuk
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    • Must be the lightly fried fish fillets the last feature was talking about..
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    • Yall flipping out over the cream cheese really never had salmon lox? It's a pretty popular fucking dish and has been for a long time
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    • Cook this for a first date and they’ll stay for years begging, hoping, praying for the day you make this again.
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    • “lightly season” *puts all of summer in Texas on it*
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    • Shit looks nasty af
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    • Ew. That salmon looked dry as fuck. All that damn sweet shit too, makes me gag a maggot. I cook salmon all the time & this is just not good looking or sounding in the description.
      Zazz82 20 sep
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    • Yeaaaah
      msdcthang 20 sep
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    • I would give this man the qawk qawk 1200 while he tickled my ass with a feather if that meant he would cook for me
      ughhh99 20 sep
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    • This is pretty fucking gross, he just got expensive and nice ingredients and made it look good which I get its food and thats the point and all and that's how you make it...but not like that. Not like that
      Chillish 20 sep
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    • Can this guy stop with the fucking cream cheese?
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    • Cream cheese on beef and chicken is amazing but I ain't so sure about seafood
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    • You took something that's healthy and delicious and turned it into a Cinnabon
      zerosober 20 sep
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    • That bacon tho
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    • Ew fish
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    • that looks so damn good
      Be_Happy_ 20 sep
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    • didn't he do the same exact thing to a roll of beef or some shit? change it up a bit dude
      Kasagure 20 sep
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    • First cream cheese, then your gonna wanna grab your cream cheese Outta the oven . Throw out any meat you thought about eating, now grab cream cheese you had cooling in the freezer CREAM FUCKING CHEESE
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    • Angry Gordon Ramsey Noises
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    • What is his obsession with cream fucking cheese? And why the fuck did he put it on FISH?
      _Mochi_ 20 sep
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    • I was in until that gross ass filling
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    • This man just puts cream cheese on meat rolls it up and says its a meal
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    • this guy only puts a shit ton of vegetables and herbs in a block of cream cheese then slaps about 2-4 inches of cream cheese shit on a quarter inch of meat
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    • Fuck fish, I fucking hate fish.
      wakuljrv 20 sep
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    • Anyone else think that looks disgusting?
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    • That guy looks like Dustin from Schitt’s Creek
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    • Fuck capers
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    • I only liked the feature to read the comment on how much blasphemy was committed
      TheBoop 20 sep
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    • Take out the cream shit and a few other nasty things and its actually pretty decent. This freak just slaps random shit together and calls it a meal
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    • Salmon is fucking amazing, it just falls apart when you eat it, it's definitely one of my favorite types of seafood,
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    • *bites into cinnamon roll* the fuck.
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    • No
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    • They ruined it
      giojohn 20 sep
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    • This fuckin guys obsession with meat and cream cheese, the fuck is your problem bud? You from the Midwest or something?
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    • Is the same shit he did with the skirt steak and again with the cream cheese.
      acardx1 20 sep
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    • Idk why but chopped up bacon doesn't taste as good as bacon strips
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    • All fun until the salmon steak costs 40 dollars
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    • Am I the only one who hates looking at dead fish but is also perfectly fine with looking at things like steak?
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    • White people and their fuckin *looks at scribbled notes* cream cheese
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    • Stop doing fucking cream cheese god damnit
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    • Damn that looks good. Love salmon
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    • Max the cream cheese guy
      Eye_C_you 19 sep
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    • Fuck you!
      eeey 19 sep
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    • Am I the only one who actually thinks it looks good
      fuck_boy 19 sep
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    • Don't get me wrong, I'd prolly eat the shit out of that but I feel like you'd just overpower the salmon flavor
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    • i came at the sight of the salmon with bacon
      Kum4All 19 sep
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    • That actually looks pretty delicious.
      Ascalibur 19 sep
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    • This guy is the type of guy that would use a flesh light with cream cheese in it
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    • Gordon’s Ramsay wouldn’t agree
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    • I mean this looks fine, but honestly I just buy sushi grade salmon and soy and eat it raw. So simple. So tasty.
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    • You can’t beat grilled salmon with fish rub and lemon
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    • cream cheese is only for raw salmon. why tf he gotta do it dirty like this :c
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    • Salmon smells and tastes like period blood ( from what i infer )
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    • Cream cheese? Really? 🤮
      PoThePo 19 sep
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    • That looks bomb as fuck
      kanep0e 19 sep
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    • God what a terrible way to prepare salmon, this guy should never touch fish again. Salmon is best smoked in a smoker, baked with a little lemon, or pan fried. Raw salmon as sushi is amazing too though you have to wait a day or two for the brine to clean the meat if it's from freshwater
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    • Too much work and time, my pizza already arrived
      Jsway_628 19 sep
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    • Put...
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    • “Season lightly” proceeds to poor whole bottle of seasoning on it.
      jorhurst 19 sep
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    • No
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    • I’m going to kill myself. If I can’t afford to make this shit then why live
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    • Why is everything rolled with cream cheese. Bruh wtf
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    • Fuck, I’m two months in my diet and this is getting me dangerously close to getting me to give up
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    • Holy shit that looks so good
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    • Im an alaskan and im here to say that if you put cream cheese on salmon you deserve to die
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    • Do any of yall just like something, just to unlike it and relike it because of how much you like it?
      LilTubbs 19 sep
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    • I fucking hate salmon
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    • bro, he fucked that nice ass looking piece of fish up 😭
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