• So I was watching those Beyond
Belief Fact or Fiction videos and
someone in the comments mentioned
how if you put it at .5 speed he
sounds like a depressed drunk on the
sidewalk trying to get your attention,
&so I did, and I've been wheezing
badly at this for the last 7 minutes
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    • This is no way a starfleet commander should be acting
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    • "How supersssdddshus are you?"
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    • Lol I miss this show
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    • it's even funnier the 7,983,404,393rd time!
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    • “How muh wyld ut taek fur u tbvi cpeyd h’ nuit... en h’ semyterry.”
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    • And oldie but a goodie
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    • H a v e y o u e v e r b e e n i n a T u r k I s h p r I s o n ?
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    • William Riker after losing his job and wife
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    • Ryker had a bit too much to drink
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    • Is that Riker?
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    • Eveerr g gone mountainn bikin?
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    • Awesome. Bring this show back too.
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    • Reiker is no longer on that synthohol bs he found Picard's stash of that real shit
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    • This concept has been featured 3 times with different videos or captions. Please shut the fuck up.
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    • So I’m a little sick with a runny nose (not corona) and I fucking shot a snot rocket when he said “have you ever gone mountain biking” good thing my upper lip caught it
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    • Sounds more like he had a stroke
      dho77 21 may
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    • Ryker, get a hold of yourself man
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    • Wait.....is that commander Riker from Star Trek?
      Mcguigi 21 may
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    • I feel really stupid because I did not realize that he was on Star Trek
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    • He sounds like an articulate drunk tho
      ZER0K00L 21 may
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    • Ever time it gets to "Are you superstitious?" I lose it completely
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    • Not wrong
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    • He's wasted!
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    • Cool repost
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    • I just realized that this is Commander Riker!
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    • "how suprstishshisharue?"
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    • This show used to freak me out as a kid. Along with America’s Most Wanted
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    • The plumber got me
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    • How much money would it take to make you spend the night... in a cemetery
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    • "I'm wheezing" = slight puff of air through the nose. Shut up attention whore.
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    • Imagine this whispering in your ear late at night
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    • That's riker for you
      Fox_Cock 22 may
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    • Like this so I can come back to it’s not loading please
      Nyckolus2 22 may
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    • Man i loved this show
      perpetial 22 may
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    • The derpiest commander in starfleet history by far
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    • Drunk beyond fact and fiction
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    • This show was so entertaining
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    • This guy voiced the main villain on Gargoyles.
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    • This is the first feature I’ve laughed audibly at in months
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    • I almost named my second son Ryker... but he turned out to be a girl his name is Zoey now.
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    • You know. I know you get featured each time but this one is definitely deserving lmao very funny
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    • It is good.
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    • this is the like 8th time this is featured but it's honestly funny every single time to me
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    • Times been tough for him
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    • Actually giggled
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    • Oh
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    • IDK about any of you but i am really high...and with all the shitty features. these past two memes were funny as hell....Expectations Rising For The Next Feature...WiSh Me LuCk*☆
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    • i loled
      Boogsy 22 may
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    • Now everyone can sound like Joe Biden the child molester.
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    • Lmfao
      JGuyegos 21 may
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    • show is spooky
      Guby 21 may
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    • What a guy
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    • Wow was just watching this show
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    • Now I’m wheezing too🤣
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    • This show was the best
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    • I wouldn’t say I wheezed badly for seven minutes so much as audibly chuckled for 10 seconds
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    • Sounds like he is about to drop
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    • I will never listen to him any other way
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    • Make It So
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    • Ha, nice
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    • That last one got me
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    • I've put lots of videos on .5 and they almost all sound drunk and it's the funniest thing to me XD
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    • Here's the better version without a wall of text.
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    • Hopper at any point in season 3
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    • Man I love JaxBlade. Dude is a national treasure
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    • Overused. But still good
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    • I love that man
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    • I’m 40 years old and have never seen a single episode of Star Trek
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    • Play it at 4x speed.
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    • Every gone mountain biking?
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    • I laughed way to much at this
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    • e v e r g o n e m o u n t a i n b i k i n g ?
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    • I only watch YouTube videos in 1.5-2x speed... This was painful
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    • For my best friend's bachelorette party we painted along to a video, but we slowed it down because most of us weren't very good artists and had some trouble keeping up. We ended up having even more trouble when we couldn't stop laughing long enough to listen. We'd stop and then start dying again.
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    • Call a plumber lately 😏
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    • "...haerever gone mmountin biking?"
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    • Best show ever :)
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    • I like to watch Game Grumps 10 minute power hours like this. It sometimes makes their comedic timimg 10% better
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    • Sure do love seeing this for the 93nd time
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    • All videos at half speed sound like the speaker is drunk
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    • Is that Lieutenant Riker
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    • Can someone reply to this comment? It’s the only way I know how to find posts I liked in the past.
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    • hE’s bEeN wHeEzIng gUyS CAusE iT sO fUnNy gUyS
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    • Loo thats funny cuz iam drunk rn
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    • The shit storms a brewing randers
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    • Everyone sounds drunk when you play it at slow speed. Literally everyone.
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    • I used to do this with my answering machine after someone left a message. Yea hi larious!
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