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    • Ive called VA suicide hotline twicerst now. First time no one answered. Second time they told me to get therapy and hungup on me
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    • It’s hard, but almost all veterans who come back from the war have no useable skills. Almost all jobs nowadays that pay well require some sort of acquired skill. So it sucks, but they just aren’t qualified for most jobs that pay well
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    • Actually a very realistic cadence. But I like yellow bird better
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    • Everyone should be able to get drafted. The rich. The poor. The homeless.
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    • Can’t wait for the day that a politician says that having zero homeless veterans is their top priority
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    • Wish I saw this before I enlisted, I would’ve gone straight to Air Force or something else
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    • Marky Mark was the last fucking straw😂
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    • The sad truth
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    • This is so accurate its painful
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    • Your forgot Iraqistan
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    • Napalm sticks to kids
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    • I CANT BELIEVE IM FINALLY FEATURED
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    • Key & Peele is one of my favorite shows
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    • I’m curious, is there any community service or anything I could do to help veterans? I have so much respect for them and want to become an Air Force pilot one day. I’m in college btw
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    • Pewdiepie is ripped bruh
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    • Wait where are all the trump features now? No trump features after that freak show "debate" last night?
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    • It’s supposed to be funny but it’s more sad and 100% truth
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    • I will forever go rabid over the VA, they can suck up agent orange just like my uncle did and then "lose" the papers saying you were even deployed.
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    • "You gotta let go sarge"
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    • Hey, boys, you think I’ll get some formal counseling if I pull this one out during a moto run?
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    • Oompaville shungite
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    • This is actually kinda light hearted compared to real cadences
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    • Whenever a military recruiter shows up at your high school don’t say anything, just sit there and blast this song.
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    • They all actually died in afghanistan, pakistan, yemen, and iraq. It wasn't your fault drill. You have to let them go.
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    • True, but a banger.
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    • “Damn why’s they leave?”
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    • That shit was fire
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    • I call bs when I was in basic training one of my battle buddies was a millionaire. In fact almost all of us were from at least middle class families.
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    • I notice a trend where people who have served in the military antagonize people that have more money than them as if they did not have a choice but to go into the military.
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    • Anyone who joins the Army and has been in for a couple years wishes they would have joined the Air Force.
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    • He's right tho
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    • Not gonna lie without audio I read the first line to the tune of “nations of the world by Yakko”
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    • I just drove by a homeless veteran that shits so sad
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    • excuse me, but what is that hiding behind the volume symbol
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    • Then Hollywood makes a movie about you with marky mark and all of us stupid asses watch it making him millions
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    • You screen recorded from ifunny and and cropped it instead of saving it with the Instagram button. I do the same still, even though the latter is easier. Gotta crop out the volume icon though next time 😄
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    • VA hospitals are straight trash, we need to just get rid of them and give vets crazy good insurance
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    • No one's going to mention they're not in step?
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    • Stfu
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    • Marky Mark was the line huh?
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    • wtf are those wizard sleeves goddamn
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    • Did they run or the schizophrenia/ptsd kick in
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    • But I've seen rich kids sign up for the army or marines
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    • If you get ptsd from war you’re a pussy, I saw people die in Iraq everyday as a kid and that made me stronger
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    • He spoke the truth
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    • True, but it never crossed my mind when I joined up for SWCC.
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    • trumps fault
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    • Veteran here. Ever since Trump has been elected the VA has made a lot of improvements. Better expedited service, expanded veterans choice, better GI Bill, better comp.. the list goes on. Trump 2020!
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    • That's the most sloppie uniform I have ever seen. Like two minutes of research and the could have figured out how to wear it right
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    • Marky mark was the straw that broke the camel's back
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    • Y'all hear what the US Army did on twitch, right? They setup a big videogame giveaway and all people had to do was be 18 or older and give the army their personal details to be entered.... the army took the information and mass spammed everyone with the benefits of enlisting.
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    • If you can manage to go to college first but still wanna go military do rotc, you can contract anyway and get them to help you pay for your tuition n shit. Army is giving me 5000 a semester for tuition plus 600 for books and 400 a month to my own wallet
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    • Yeah fuck that little yellow bird
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    • Man that cadence was kinda a banger tho. Why'd the stop
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    • As someone in the military. There is no reason for vets to be homeless. There are so many private and government programs to help vets. The only vets that have an excuse are the ones with ptsd. And there are still programs
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    • SyriaC "Rich kids" otherwise known as Israel
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    • Unrealistic, uniforms are wrong. Everything else is true tho, except the rich kids thing, thems the officers
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    • I like how Mark Wahlberg is what made them run.
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    • You guys calling them stupid. You would poop and pee your pants if you had to do what they do
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    • Comedy Central has some great comedy. Go check em out on YouTube
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    • Government really be doing this to our Vets
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    • H
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    • Veterans would make great police officers tho. Why can't the government give vets priority enrollment into police academies?
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    • Lol. The army is desperate for people, meanwhile marijuana usage is significantly on the rise.... almost as if, the government legalized it for the military, the military would have a line outside the recruiting centers the next day.
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    • Sadly being in the military doesn't set you up for after your service
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    • Gonna talk to a recruiter so I can join the marines, anyone got words of advice?
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    • This has been featured 10 times before
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    • This was funny, but thinking about how bad our veterans and soldiers get treated really pisses me off
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    • The sad truth but also nobody ever talks about how we destroy the lives of millions in those countries we bomb, and we pretend that we're fighting for our "freedom "
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    • That is soooooo out of regs
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    • You get out of the military what you put into it. I would not be as successful as I am today had I not served. I can appreciate the underhanded veiled support they are giving here but can’t stand when veterans are patronized as poor uneducated and helpless. This is not everyone’s experience.
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    • We should draft the rich first, but if a war broke out pretty sure we wouldn’t need a draft
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    • I would agree with the complaints if this was Vietnam and you got drafted but the rich kid didn’t. But it’s not Vietnam and it’s voluntary service, so don’t bitch about shit that you signed up for.
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    • The cruelty of war.
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    • Most people won’t know marky mark nowadays
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    • My cock is pretty fat
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    • So true
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    • Its a 100% volunteer military. The left hates america and humanity so much that they just dont believe anyone could have an actual desire to serve and protect it. 'It MUST be that they are poor and stupid, cuz me and my rich n smart friends never did it!'
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    • Bro no one is forced to join the military.
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    • Anybody remember that amazing Linkin Park song about this kind of thing? Hands Held High. It’s about how war exploits the poor and benefits the rich.
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    • Me watching this on the last day of processing
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    • I remember that when I was in the Marines the Drill Sergeant will tell use about Joe. Joe is a anonymous person who is fucking your wife or girlfriend he will tell us that she is having it hard and will not yell you when you get home of course the one thing we will tell our wife is where is joe?
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    • Hooah
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    • Lone survivor was a great movie by the way
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    • The last line gets me
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    • You stupid fuck aside from infantry everything else in the branches is job specific what are you talking about
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    • The US military and the MIC are evil imperialist forces that plague the world with the premeditated raping of natural resources and systemic killings of millions of innocent people.
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    • This brings back some relaxing Jackson vibes
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    • My question is who said they will come back home
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    • Lol
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    • I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan
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    • Eh better then a 9-5
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    • Ahh yes that is the sad true but I hate having to song while I'm running with the other cadets.
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    • Fuck the VA, all my homies hate the VA. Only thing they were good for was teaching me how to fold and burn the torn US flags with honor.
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    • They’re dead First Sergeant... you have to let them go... it wasn’t your fault.
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