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    • God... i wonder what it feels like to be so hopped up on adrenaline that even knowing your inevitable death is seconds away you can smile and proudly proclaim your fleeting existence to an overwhelming force.
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    • Hmmmm yes just early enough for the Arby's porn, and late enough it'll be gone by the time I post this comment
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    • Independence Day.. Great movie
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    • The special effects of this movie were so good for 1996
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    • The sequel was Shit
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    • Independence Day. Still one of my favorite movies ever
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    • That was funny
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    • Alright unrelated question regarding going out in a blaze of glory. My grandpa was very terminally ill and he wanted to go hop on his Harley and drive it off a cliff screaming like a mad man for his last moments. All the men were ok with it, but the girls made him stay and die slowly. Who was right?
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    • I just watched this movie again yesterday- this scene and the “independence day speech” scene always give me chills
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    • 1996: fight the aliens and win...2020: within hours there would be people rioting in cities and demanding aliens have rights and that we should submit to them since they need a new place to live since their home planet is shitty and it’s unfair to have planetary borders.
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    • Idc if your back you me 15bucks for your uber asshole
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    • Is that cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
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    • I've never seen independence day. Why did he just fly into Dr Manhattans junk?
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    • Like if you would sacrifice yourself for the greater good or just to die anyway
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    • You going soft on me Clegane?
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    • Yeah cuz I show up at the bar and fucking blow the place up...
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    • If your president does some kamikaze shit like this and takes out an entire enemy fleet, they deserve a spot on Mount Rushmore. Just saying.
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    • Up yoooooouuuuursssss
      champjk1 2 aug
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    • Independence Day was a fever dream the first time I saw it
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    • What movie is this
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    • That’s it, get in the eclipse
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    • I'll never not like this. This has been me, and probably all of my buddies at some point or another from 2010 to about 2014 when they all got out. Or died. Man I miss those fools.
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    • I did this my first time going hard drinking. I got told I came into the bar, tried busting it wide open on the dance floor, ate shit, got laughed at, punched the guy who laughed at me stomach, his girl who apparently had a dick pulled a knife on me, I kicked her in the dick, and got dragged out.
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    • Will Smith - Independence Day
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    • Is that robin williams
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    • Damn 9 comments?
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    • Damn 8 comments
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    • Damm 6 comments?
      Shika69 2 aug
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    • Damn 4 comments
      yifgif 2 aug
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    • Alcoholism is funny haha
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    • And then you explode
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    • Personally I would question where the fuck did you get the F-16 and how did it get into the bar?
      I4ice 12 aug
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    • I love the implication that the bar explodes upon his arrival
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    • I too can also recall when my friend came back and blew up the entire bar
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    • I’m not gonna lie this is DEFINITELY me when I’m driving
      Clowdee 5 aug
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    • If your friends don't want to deal with you when you're drunk, they're not your friends
      ElChaya 5 aug
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    • Morgana_From_Persona5 You’re right, it was basically the same thing. We were like aight round two it is bitches.
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    • And then you suicide bomb the bar.
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    • Is that really what happened
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    • He...he went up the shaft?
      jmadk137 5 aug
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    • Hooya to all my Navy personal why fits this description perfectly 😂
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    • The bar represents the space ship which also blew up
      Copboss 5 aug
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    • Im happy they kept the explosion
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    • It looks like to legs and he flew into the massive dick in the middle
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    • Ah yes, I love being irresponsible
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    • That moment was so corny it almost ruined the movie.
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    • His Twitter is interesting to say the least
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    • Fuck the sequel
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    • I'm a bigger fan of Randy Quaid's more recent exploits. It's some super weird shit. Google it.
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    • My favorite variation of this is with the wrestlers
      iSadist 4 aug
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    • I too crash an F-18 into a Harvesters city destroyer laser cannon drunk at 3 am
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    • He did cocaine and returned back to the bar lol
      John247 4 aug
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    • Saw this movie for the first time recently. I really liked it!
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    • Good movie
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    • His eyes are yellow... He is a sith
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    • We us brits get on the sesh, we finish the sesh.
      Extozia 4 aug
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    • He anally destroyed them 👽
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    • looks like sounding to me
      Asstek 4 aug
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    • I literally just watched this movie for the first time last night
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    • Independence Day is a very awesome movie
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    • you mean you're so much of a dumb cunt that you couldn't behave in the fucking Uber on the way home so he took you back to the bar because you're being a dumb cunt
      mcrEP 4 aug
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    • Them sending him home for the sixth time
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    • Independence day is a really great movie the second was not bad but this joke was great basically my life
      ImJern 4 aug
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    • Rip man we all miss you
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    • Randy Quaid...he's nuts on twitter.
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    • And then you blow up.
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    • independence day for you young fucks
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    • Ban ifunny
      123_guy 3 aug
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    • Never watched Independence Day before but it kinda looks like an exploding penis
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    • Can confirm i usually blow up the bar
      Gonnacry 3 aug
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    • I don't know why, but that reminds me of the ending of Cloudy With a chance of meatballs.
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    • I’m watching this movie right now.
      Hackz 3 aug
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    • So knock out the Uber driver put them in the back and drive the car into the bar
      sparky2 3 aug
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    • Have your friends know your address and give it to them. They can give the address to the Uber so they know where to take you
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    • My one buddy sometimes will kip out on the couch after a night of drinking and like a hour later he will get back up a new man slamming drinks it’s legendary, and is known as the “resurrection”
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    • man the speech in that movie is something else. It’s literally about a fucking alien invasion yet for some reason it still is so raw and powerful. Shit gives me chills every time
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    • Seriously tho who the fuck relates to this. Does everyone over the age of 17 have severe drinking problems now
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    • Ngl I’m drunk af
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    • .... Did anyone else see him fly into the tip of a penis?
      PyroKen 3 aug
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    • The explosion is accurate to the caption
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    • Didn’t Eddy get abducted? Isn’t that why he said I’m back?
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    • So glad I don’t have any friends like this anymore. I can NOT deal with lightweights, if people can’t hold their drink and act normally then they shouldn’t be drinking out in public. I’m not a fucking babysitter, I will leave their ass at the club especially if they come back after they already left
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