When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Meth Meth
7 dec 2020
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
Bird: *chirps outside*
My Dog:
AaronZecane AaronZecane
20 nov 2020
Bird: *chirps outside* My Dog:
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
DILP
dog i'd like to pet
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
DILP dog i'd like to pet
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
2Jayz
9 apr
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
When you have to delete a
game to make storage for another
I'm sorry, little one.
okannie okannie
3 jun
When you have to delete a game to make storage for another I'm sorry, little one.
Time Traveler: Kicks rock
The timeline:
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Time Traveler: Kicks rock The timeline: BREAKING NEWS LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD