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    • This annoying bitch is literally crying over a dog fact.
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    • Then why the fuck do my cats follow me
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    • Huh i guess this means my dog doesnt see me as part of his pack
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    • You can do the same for them by maintaining eye contact with them while they go to bathroom, because it assures them that you are watching their back both physically and metaphorically
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    • Rottweilers were never wild dogs, and neither were those little fluff balls. They are just like there owner, attention seeking.
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    • Why are you talking like there's only one dog?
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    • On the third day of constipation my true love gave to me, three rottweilers, two fluffy poms and the door open for all to see.
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    • That person has 3 Rottweilers, I am so ENVIOUS of them right now.
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    • I see three puppers, and two cottonballs.
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    • 3 to protect...2 for when the tp runs out
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    • this bitch has 5 dogs and is sobbing over some fun fact
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    • Those dogs in the back look like Cerberus when together
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    • naah they just wanna smell your shit
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    • Women will cry over shit like this and then get an abortion without a second thought
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    • Girls be too emotional man, it’s a heartwarming fact but damn...
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    • My dog just breaks shit because he knows i cant stop him
      Siggy32 22 jun
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    • My dog comes into the bathroom while I’m using it to eat my ass
      cleeeo 21 jun
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    • And then they FUCKED!
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    • Bitch always trying to find an excuse to cry
      eDirky 22 jun
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    • Yes because dogs know instinctively that the weird white water bowl is for shitting in
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    • not to hate or anything but they should be part of YOUR pack
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    • She stays cloning
      eboy 22 jun
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    • Crazy bitch really copped 5 dogs bro...and she's crying over dog facts
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    • She must be pregnant. Because that's a retarded reason to cry
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    • Cats do it to. Dont know why
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    • They just want to eat your stank ass shit.
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    • They protecc They attacc But most importantly. They watch you crap
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    • Nah you watch them s*** they watch you s***
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    • “I’m part of their pack” bitch which one?? You got two different breeds right there. They probably just want attention from you, remember they’re domesticated not wild.
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    • My cat does the same thing but that’s mostly because he wants my attention all the time
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    • Black in the back, white in the front. Seems familiar
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    • Can I say how cute it is to see three rotties and two poms just all sitting together. Adorable. To imagine them all cuddling together is too much hahaha
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    • they protecc. they smile bacc. but most importantly, they want poop for snacc
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    • I'm not sure I believe this. Dogs shit for like 3 seconds, why would they need to evolve to protect each other for 3 seconds especially when it takes at least that long for them to realize you're going to the bathroom
      cottonmag 22 jun
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    • I love my dogs to the bottom of my heart but god damn are they retarded
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    • More and more dogs just keep showin up tf
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    • Women
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    • They know its peanut butter time 😉
      Arenaa 23 jun
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    • Yah that’s cool and my dogs do the sam but not sure you have to cry abt that.
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    • Ew I’m eating
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    • fuck no wonder why my pupper doesn’t go outside without me
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    • Doggo waiting to eat her shit.
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    • Bitch my dog don't do that
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    • Shut ur sensitive ass up
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    • When a dog uses the bathroom he is very exposed when it comes to self defense so the other dogs in the pack will protect that one dog until he is finished. If you have any dog as a pet they make you a part of there pack so when you use the bathroom your dog thinks your defense is compromised
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    • Cerberus and the two puffs
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    • Hormones must be actin up
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    • My dog does too, it’s part of a pack instinct
      pigles1 22 jun
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    • We have a Chocolate lab named Deuce, Black Lab named Brute, pitbull named KC & a small black&white Feist named Oscar. Oscar runs this mother fucking House man
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    • Wow 3 Rottweilers and 2 Pomeranians. I love my dog more than I love my own family but even thats to much for me
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    • Another thing to watch out for is some dogs are aggressively attracted to human coochie smell
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    • God I hate tiktok. The tiktokers restate facts everyone knows and make a huge deal out of it to see I'm "woke"
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    • That my friend is what we call heaven.
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    • y’all really just hate the human race huh....it doesn’t matter if it’s a woman, a black person, a mixed couple, an lgbt person. y’all just have to talk shit ab anyone who isn’t a str8 white male. crazy.
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    • Me quietly waiting for her poo to slide into the sewers:
      Skrunky 22 jun
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    • WOMEN ARE SPOILED GROWN CRY BABIES
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    • First of all, (bullshit)... and secondly, girls are dumb...
      Gflo 22 jun
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    • 5 dogs I love it.
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    • That’s in their nature man. Dogs prefer when you watch them shit because it grants an extra layer of protection and sneaking predators. They just watching out for you g
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    • You have 3 fucking Rottweilers who do you think is gonna pull up like
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    • he also has sex w his pacc so
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    • lowkey kinda makes me like dogs
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    • Yeah ya know what it really is? Dogs are gross and want to eat your shit 🙄
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    • This bitch crying over that? What a dog nut
      Yatsuto 22 jun
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    • Whole time they want u to hurry up cuz ya shit stinks
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    • That’s why dogs stare while they’re going to the bathroom. It’s to make sure you’re paying attention
      Heron 22 jun
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    • The dogs began a civil war to figure out who the angel is.
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    • Is this like, not common knowledge?
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    • She definitely had food to get them to do that
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    • My dog is dead 😊
      MBMen 22 jun
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    • “Yea so guys this is what I was talking about, this is the female coochy”
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    • Or maybe they like the smell of poo, and they want to drink from the toilet.
      Bloker 23 jun
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    • Bitches cry to fast and easily these days
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    • So why does my cat jump on my shoulder while I try to dump
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    • They came for the view
      tweb 22 jun
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    • If you combine all 3 dogs you get Cerberus
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    • Women cry over the dumbest ish
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    • No its turn around, after all you watch them shit and pick it up so they figure they have to watch you shit but they ain't stupid, they're not touching your shit.
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    • Why you crying
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    • Come on guys everyone likes looking at vjvjvjjvvjs
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    • Close the door then
      Shepsky 22 jun
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    • Why do women cry so much
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    • Caption eliminated
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    • Those dogs just want to eat your shit!
      bandildo 22 jun
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    • Show me your pussy
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    • 20 bucks says she is pregnant
      saddowed 22 jun
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    • Where’s the we don’t deserve dogs meme
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    • Didn’t I just see that white dog walk i- oh there’s two
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    • Why was she just addressing one?
      Beeschmop 22 jun
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    • This bitch must have a copy machine
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    • Why do you have 5 dogs
      REE7 22 jun
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    • She fucks one of those
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    • correlation not causation
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    • People that jerk themselves off to their dogs literally need to die
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    • Who shits with the door open, fucking wack.
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    • That house smells like shit
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