• SHOOTING STRAW WRAPPERS
AT PEOPLE IT FINALLY
HAPPENED
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    • One could consider this rape, there was unwanted penetration
      bumbum42 18 jun
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    • A visual reenactment of what the Kennedy assassination would've looked like if it was done with a straw
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    • People from California wouldn’t understand
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    • I did that once... my sister was telling a story and the rapper shot straight into her mouth, the waitress was shook while cause she was taking our order
      RoadK47 16 jun
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    • Jfk be like
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    • I once shot this cute ass guy at another table with the straw wrapper on accident
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    • Shot ice out of my straw once and went perfectly down my friends throat while he was talking. Needless to say that’s my only accomplishment in life and I’m very proud of it.
      Triassic 15 jun
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    • Sadly this happened when I was 11, I was in dairy queen and my sister shot me! So I picked up the paper and got my straw and bamm....I shot it across the dairy queen, into an 80 year olds ear!😂😂😂
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    • Glarfleld 15 jun
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    • I shot one at my friend and he caught it between his fingers.
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    • One time I did that to a bank, except it was a gun
      apez 17 jun
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    • U circumsized someone with paper?
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    • She was within earshot
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    • So this is why they're banning plastic straws in some states....they fear our growing power
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    • At first I thought it came through the other side what I dumbass I am
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    • Awesome. Now aim for her b-hole
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    • bro you shot her brain directly
      BAIKO 15 jun
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    • Me and my friend about to have a Mexican stand off on who can pull the straw out and shoot it first
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    • A buddy of mine once blew the straw wrapper directly into my open mouth as I was talking to someone else
      Lady_Weed 15 jun
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    • This power, I've only seen once before...
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    • I threw a small piece of paper at a friend in middle school and it landed perfectly in his ear, he didn't notice and went to pick his ear and it got stuck, the nurse had to use tweezers to get it out, I got a detention
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    • Now that woman's husband thinks she's getting fucked while on the phone
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    • SNIPER!
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    • Bad guys: he out of ammo John wick: (this video)
      boibr 15 jun
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    • Had a similar thing happen but instead of the ear it went straight into their mouth and they stopped talking in confusion of what had happened
      Drenana 15 jun
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    • My sis once did this towards my dad.. It missed him and hit the waitress in the face.. Funniest shit I've ever seen.. She apologized profusely 😂😂
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    • Shot my boy with one and it stuck on his eye ball, he blinked and it started flapping about, I found it funny, his mother not so much
      Daraku 17 jun
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    • She's not a virgin anymore
      ark602 16 jun
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    • 72 yellow shot damage taken
      MUAWR 16 jun
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    • *shrek intensifies*
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    • Good job you busted her ear drum now she can’t hear and you are now able to be sued and even if she doesn’t sue you will still be responsible for paying the hospital bill and/or any other surgery’s she has because you wanted to make a joke. (Everyone this is a joke lol)
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    • My bro always shoots it into my mouth and makes it straight to the back every time and we always get weird looks 😂
      Papa_peng 15 jun
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    • The girl across from them:
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    • I can get it in the ear canal everytimw with my SUPREME AIM
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    • How tf you do that? The paper wrapper doesnt even come off my straws!
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    • Where are the bright flashing colors, Doritos, mountain dew, loud music, and air horns?
      Saboton 21 jun
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    • When i was little I shot one between a black girl's tits at KFC swear on my mother
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    • Why tf are they all on their phones
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    • Congratulations she’s deaf
      APComet 18 jun
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    • when i was 9 i was sitting in the back row of the van and shot my mom (driving) in the ear. that was my peak
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      mwest99 16 jun
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    • Shes deaf in her left ear now thanks to you
      iBatwing 16 jun
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    • A kid did that at my school but with a gun
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    • anyone else hear the minecraft lever sound at the end
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    • That person is gonna get an earful later...
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    • They all went out to eat with each other. Yet they are using their phones instead.
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    • There goes her temporal lobe
      OrtuIgnis 15 jun
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    • I once flicked a piece of chalk acrossed the room n landed in my friends mouth while he was talking to someone
      cjason23 15 jun
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    • I have found a new profession.
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    • this is what I strive to do
      llllllz 15 jun
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    • Nice shot man
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    • Ear fuck
      WuZiMu 15 jun
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    • That collective gasp
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    • Imagine going out to lunch with your friends just to not socialize and be on your phones the whole time.
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    • In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
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    • Damn that girl across the table lookin a lil dummy ThiCC
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    • I shot the paper into my dads mouth at the last dinner I’ve ever had with him before he passed we had such a good time
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    • When you shoot it pull it off a little and twist the end into a little ball. A deadly weapon
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    • I do this to my brother everytime we go out to eat at hooters
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    • damn, aim 100
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    • And at Buffalo wild wings
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    • My sister dead eyed my dad like this once while driving and it was almost game over for all of us
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    • I shot one in my sisters eye once
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    • I went dennys at 2 am and there were a group of stoners shooting each other with straw papers
      glumzy 16 jun
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    • “What did you say about me you little bitch, I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from straw sniper school and have at least 1 confirmed kill...”
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    • I shot a spitball in someone’s mouth in elementary school once
      Rellum466 16 jun
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    • No u don’t understand so this one time a couple weeks ago me and my bids are sitting at Applebee’s and I shoot a straw at him flies over his shoulder and right into a strangers ear and he screamed and somehow we didn’t get kicked out
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    • HybridD 16 jun
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    • Idk why but I’ve never been able to properly shoot a straw wrapper
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    • Bruh me and my dad do that every time we r near a straw
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    • MrSockez 15 jun
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    • Into the brain? INTO THE BRAIN!
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    • I shot one of those at my brother once as he was taking a bite of something and it went in his mouth and it was beautiful
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    • Damn gave her brain damage
      Elcian 15 jun
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    • Dammit Hawkeye
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    • My parents get mad when I do that
      weirdo14 15 jun
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    • Bitch sounded like Mickey mouse
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    • Fucking hitmarkers
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    • Buffalo Wild Wings is a special place where many miracles occur
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    • The actual mad lad
      Kisiic 15 jun
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    • yeah I can get into was fucking
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