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    • He had 17 yard sticks.... My man's got 51 feet of wood on him
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    • Why this niqqa stealing rulers
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    • Homie smugglin
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    • Man had a whole Minecraft inventory
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    • This mans packin' wood.
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    • “How big is it?” “Well I’m gonna need a couple of rulers for that”
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    • What is that ?
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    • Song makes me wanna go watch narcos, and smoke a cigarette
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    • Something about this doesn’t measure up
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    • Is that the narcos theme
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    • Song is Tuyo by Rodrigo Aramante I think
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    • Where my Mexico Narcos niggas at?
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    • Kids are trash. No guidance. Shitty parents. I hate humans. Greedy sleezy bastards
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    • He got a lot of wood
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    • Big Pun: "you couldn't measure my dick with 6 rulers"
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    • This nigga stealin rulers. Can’t have shit in Detroit
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    • GTA storage
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    • He’s Packing Schmeat
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    • Then grabs his dick "what about this" *pornhub intro*
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    • “And from that we can deduce that 17 yard sticks fit in Joseph’s pants”
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    • Are those them big ass meter sticks
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    • Wtf what is he stealing
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    • What this mf stealing? The yard sticks?
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    • And it’s still only half as much wood as what’s been in your mother’s pants
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    • Song is “Tuyo” by Rodrigo Amarante
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    • Anybody got the original video? It was funny as shit I’m pretty sure it’s been forever since I’ve seen it tho
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    • lmao, these features better good
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    • This man is about the size of two football fields
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    • THUNT 4 may
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    • Monkey see monkey 🐒 do
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    • Loved Narcos
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    • Love the Narcos intro
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    • Fuck now I need to watch that show again.
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    • My man packing some serious wood
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    • Worth a shot
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    • Song: Tuyo - Rodrigo Amarante (Narcos theme)
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    • Prison pocket.
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    • Song?
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    • “Yeah I keep that mf thang on me”
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    • That’s a sticky situation he got himself into
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    • Nobody: Characters in Minecraft: The man in the video
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    • Soy la agua que mata tu sed
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    • I stole a triple beam from school and sold weed off that bitch
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    • Y’all ever consider that he might not be stealing? Maybe he put them in his pants as a joke. There’s no way he would have thought he could get away with that. Every step he took, them mfs would be clacking together.
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    • Where's the original
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    • Bread stick
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    • Thank you for reminding me that I need to finish Narcos Mexico
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    • Wow, black people steal. Shocking.
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    • N a r c o s
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    • God I love this fuckin song
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    • Thats a lot of breadsticks
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    • He found a duplication glitch
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    • Wtf
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    • What it’s his morning wood
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    • Me giving my friend sticks so he can make him a picaxe and a sword
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    • This meme is proof that the additions to the meme is more important than the original content of the meme in modern meme era🤓
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    • my man need all them yard sticks to measure his dong
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    • Thought those were slim jims
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    • He be measuring his cock
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    • Is that 13 meter sticks in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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    • It is said that he is pulling out rulers to this day
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    • Woah
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    • They building one of the AR 15 automatic assault rifles? I heard they weight as much as 12 boxes from the democrats.
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    • Fuck i thought this was front and center by Joey badass the intros are identical
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    • Miss Humphrey I got a 12 inch ruler in my pants but your gonna have to pull it out if you want it
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    • Remember that one kid with all the guns in his pants
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    • He’s creating the mythical mile stick
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    • Of all the things
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    • Bro got a whole football field in there
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    • He was trying to measure his massive meat rocket
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    • What is the song?
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    • Broke niggas trying to steal school supplies for money, sad
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    • The last one at the end was pretty funny
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    • Lol the Narcos theme
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    • God i fucking love narcos and narcos Mexico. Both on Netflix. Definitely give it a try if u are looking for shows to watch
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    • NarcosXXX
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    • Bet he was gonna lightsaber fight with em is why he needed so many lol
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    • Guy
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    • Bruh they always tryna smugly some shit somewhere lmaoo
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    • This man coils his dick around his shoulder like fucking paracord.
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    • Ha, wood in pants...
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    • "Do you have enough extra long Slim Jims to share with everyone else?"
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    • Narcos: Clase de Geometria
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    • Dafuq a nigga gonna do with a dozen yard sticks?
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    • Gta 6 character is gonna be fat
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    • Wow if he neede all those, hes gotta have one big dick
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    • Boy's pockets be like
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