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    • That man wasn't gonna pay $5,000 for a ride in the wee-woo wagon
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    • I love how he just stood there so calmly waiting for help as he was suffocating
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    • "No 9-1-1 though" because he ain't about to pay $8,675,309 for a dislodged hot dog.
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    • ive only ever choked one time on a piece of steak, and my dad didnt know what to do so he socked me in the gut, jfc it hurt but i guess god got him back for me bc i projectile vomited all over him
      hydrohed 11 jun
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    • at first i thought he was on hot cement barefooted, then gonna shit himself, that he was playing up to rob them, and that he was actually going to die from choking.
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    • That hug at the end broke my heart. I can't imagine how scared I'd be seeing my fiance choking
      kuminx 11 jun
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    • I thought he had to poop
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    • Absolutely perfect for everyone involved. Maybe we aren’t doomed.
      CDIMorshu 11 jun
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    • "You choking" *starts humping him*
      leEvic 11 jun
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    • Wow, he was so calm i didn't know what was going on.
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    • God bless that women
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    • I was choking on a hotdog when I was like 11. I only had a mentally challenged niece with me and everyone else was to far for me to see as I was blocking out. She yelled "he is throwing up" I thought toilet and slammed my ribs/stomache at the toilet unlodged it. Surely be dead if she hadnt said tht
      Rymuko 11 jun
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    • “Don’t call 911 though” hit me harder than it should
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    • i thought j was hearing violent diarrhea
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    • Be nice if we had separate air way for our nose do we didn't have to die if we start choking
      volatile 11 jun
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    • Yo that lady didn’t hesitate she went right for it
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    • A trick if you are choking alone. Take the back of a chair or anything of similar height and apply force up and into your upper stomach just above your belly button. Also never stop trying to cough. Your instinct will be to try to pull air in but if no air can pass coughing can help dislodge it
      Hexile 12 jun
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    • It's weird how all of these situations only happen to people with front door cameras. Maybe I should get one to add some excitement to my life.
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    • You telling me this nigga couldnt breathe
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    • There's also away to do it yourself with the back of a chair, for those who live alone.
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    • That hug, the quick thinking, just all of it
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    • These are the moments that restore my faith in humanity but then the next video usually makes me lose it again
      DankMab 11 jun
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    • It’s sad that with his first breath of air he used it to say “no ambulance”. If that doesn’t tell you what you need to know about healthcare. fuck the system
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    • Me when someone knocks on my door: "God fucking damnit someone better be dead or dying."
      swempley 12 jun
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    • The reaction time of that lady was spot on! Got damn super hero mode
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    • self Heimlich maneuver. Like so others can see. You can also use car door with window down.
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    • Fucking speed walked over next door while choking. Fucking legend.
      HamOnRye 12 jun
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    • Not all Karen's are bad I guess
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    • My friends about let me die in high school when I was choking. I had been laughing and went to breathe in but choked just as I started, so there was no air in my lungs whatsoever and I kept pacing trying to take in a breath, but my body wanted to cough so I couldn't. My friends just watched me-
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    • Thought he was gonna “please for the love of God I have to shit”
      MrUSA1776 12 jun
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    • Thats when you start body slamming walls. Heimlich yourself
      awsimical 12 jun
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    • One of my friends used to go to Applebee’s a lot and eat mozzarella sticks, and take a bite through the crust, pulllll the cheese until it rips, then swallow it. He has choked there 5 James and is now permanently banned from every location
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    • Please guys upvote this so everyone can see. If someone is choking but they can still cough, do not touch them, let them try and cough it up. Touching them could actually make it worse. If they stop coughing, then proceed with the heimlich maneuver. Like a J shape, in and up the lower abdomen.
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    • Here’s how to do the Heimlich by yourself: find something with a tall/short enough edge (countertop, table, desk, etc.), it must be able to reach under your chest if you lean against it. You can drop your full weight on it to hit your diaphragm on the edge and try to dislodge it. Then if it works,
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    • I choked one time in a restaurant, I sucked a huge thing of cheese down my throat and I was trying to hide it because it was a fancy restaurant so I casually got up and went to the bathroom while my face was turning purple and shoved my fingers down my throat to get the cheese out
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    • Well this is what you’re supposed to do. If you’re home alone, go to your neighbor for help
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    • I was almost kiIled by a potato chip as a child
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    • I can’t turn my sound on right now. What the hell is happening?
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    • At first i thought he was about to shit himself by the noises he was making
      Siggy32 12 jun
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    • My faith in humanity has been recharged.
      Fyreskorn 11 jun
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    • You can also slam your back against a wall at a downward angle. I was at home eating stew once and had to do it. I didnt know the chair trick at the time.
      war4567 11 jun
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    • AspenSavage
      I remember being 4 years old at my aunt's house and I was choking on a peppermint. My dad saved my life :]
      AspenSavage 12 jun
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    • Fuck that expensive ass wee woo wagon
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    • That it was some deranged crack head at first.
      Stefunky 11 jun
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    • I used to work at a restaurant and there was a man that started choking once. Took medical classes in highschool and remembered what to do but the man was so much bigger than me, not fat, just big, that I couldn't do the heimlich properly. He was fine in the end but not being able to help kind of...
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    • Heimlich manoeuvre. If you are alone, lean your stomach on the back of a chair and press: the pressure on diaphragm will help to get rid of the food.
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    • Damn, props to these people for going out there and helping him. If I saw a shoeless red faced man run up and bang on my door, I’d just assume he was a deranged dude high out of his mind and wait for him to leave. I might be too cynical.
      _Godless 13 jun
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    • lol i choked on candy one time and was close to passing out by the time my parents decided to pay attention to me (i was continuously tapping on my dads shoulder, he was just ignoring me) and my dad gave me the heimlich maneuver
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    • Macks this real ominous is my earbuds kept kicking off
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    • If someone came to my door making those noises idk if I'd open the door. Had no idea that he was choking. I guess you never know. Thank God for that woman.
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    • Skrunky 13 jun
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    • I once choked by myself on some Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich and when I drank some water it got stuck in the food and made me almost drown/choke myself to death. I ended up throwing up and managed to breathe again because of it. Scariest shit of my life, I was home alone.
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    • Once I I accidentally swallowed a big ice cube when I was drinking water. It fell down my throat and I couldnt breathe well. It hurts so much because it was super cold and almost felt glass like because it was frozen ice after like 5 or 6 seconds the warmth in my throat melted it enough for me to s
      Rosepink 13 jun
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    • I've only ever choked bad one time, and my brother who was sitting right next to me did absolutely nothing.
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    • Bro I was 12 when I tried to swallow a chunk of watermelon without chewing and I passed the fuck out and was taken the hospital
      fucker21 12 jun
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    • This is how you act in a life threatening situation if you have super human stress management, if he was running or panicking more he could have easily passed out and no one would have any idea what was wrong. Good shit
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    • When you’re choking do you relax when you are given the Heimlich or do you tense up
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    • I would’ve probably died cause I wouldn’t want to bother anyone
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    • Damn, idk but this made me really emotional. Damn near shed a tear
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    • I was home alone once and had a peanut butter sandwich, I was watching pewds play happy wheels (forever ago) I laughed and ended up taking a chunk of sandwich down. That feeling is horrifying. I ended up slamming my back on the door frame to dislodge it
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    • The lack of a caption or unnecessary music is much appreciated, thank you
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    • I once choked on spaghetti when I was young. It was terrifying and everyone at the table just stared and laughed until a waiter literally pushed them out of the way and saved me.
      xMenace 13 jun
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    • Bruh I started choking on a piece of bacon and I had to reach down my throat and grab it
      asonmaPDF 13 jun
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    • I remember choking on string cheese during one of the after school programs I attended and nobody was around cause I was the first of my group to arrive. I ran towards a concrete wall and turned mid air so that hopefully the blow would help my lungs release enough pressure, to my luck it did.
      BrandonAJ 12 jun
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    • I was eating nachos once and a chip got lodged in my throat. Every time I tried to breathe i gagged and made a really loud noise, ran to my dad and he kept yelling “what the fuck are you doing” until finally the chip broke and piece of it flew out of my mouth. Thanks dad!
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    • Choking is easily one the #1 worst experience I have ever had. That's a great neighbor.
      FucNugget 12 jun
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    • I once choked on a hotdog for three minutes cause when I tried to tell my dad he hit me for faking, then when my face turned purple he slammed on my diaphragm and it shot out, then he hit me again for wasting food.
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    • I remember back in elementary school I was choking on a piece of nacho that lodged itself in my throat. It cut my throat a quarter inch down and lodged itself so I couldn’t breathe. School nurse managed to shove her tiny fingers down my throat to dislodge it and pulled it out. I hate nachos.
      Humph 12 jun
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    • Thought he was going to shit himself
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    • This happens to my girlfriend every time she gives me a blowjob.
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    • Have you guys ever started choking but then just use your throat muscles to push it back in your mouth?
      AntiPolio 12 jun
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    • i went to six flags (amusement park in texas) with friends during their Halloween event. we ate pizza at a restaurant there and i started choking. my friends just sat there staring at me while my face turned blue, a woman from another table had to help me while my friends just kinda sat there.
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    • Am I the only one who though he was about to crap his pants?
      Japdawap 12 jun
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    • As soon as she says "call an ambulance" he's like "naaah nah nah, I ain't paying for that shit I'm alright"
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    • I listened to the whole thing without sound first without realizing and since this is iFunny I thought the dudes thought he had a weapon and immediately resulted to pelvic thrusting this guy
      siiick 12 jun
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    • Bro choking is scary as shit
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    • She a hero
      SigP226 11 jun
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    • A real serious moment
      coolboy4 15 jun
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    • Damn, good thing that lady acted real fast
      SeasonMeh 15 jun
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    • If this ever happens when you're alone you can find something to press against your diaphragm, basketballs work best, and throw yourself on it.
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    • Thought when he came up he had to take the worst shit ever
      DrPIGGER 14 jun
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    • I think I saw this on inside Edition
      Pigss 14 jun
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    • If it’s David Muir, the guy was choking on the left wing bullshit.
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    • If you’re home alone and choking, get a chair and place it between your abdomen and the bottom of a wall. Use quick upward thrusts until it’s dislodged. Yes I know this guy was outside but just wanted to share so people can know
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    • He stopped choking as soon as the bitch said call 911. Man was like fuck tryna ride the wee woo wagon...rather die bitch
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    • Him yelling "don't call 911" says a lot about this country's health system.
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    • I thought he was gonna shit himself and was moaning
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    • I had a bunch of friends over once, BBQ night. It was like 8 of us, my wife and the kids including my 7 y/o brother in law. We were having steak and my wife hadn't cut the meat into small enough pieces yet and told her brother to wait for us to do so. He got impatient and (1/?)
      XxReinxX 13 jun
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    • Damn, to think he would’ve actually died if they didn’t answer
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    • My neighbor saved me life when I was choking . Broke some ribs in the process as he is an ex marine 🤩
      vwbearfan 12 jun
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    • I thought he was about to shit himself at first
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    • Dont call 911 i dont wanna end up owing the hospital 10k just to do what you did.
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    • I choked on a hotdog when I was little and then was promptly yelled at
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    • I would’ve fell back on my back after knocking to try to knock it up out of me lol
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    • Bruh that man would have been fucked if he came to my play I dont answer my door for shit
      batmath 12 jun
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    • I choked on a mozzarella stick when I was like five. I had bit it in half and swallowed half but the cheese wouldn't break no matter what I didn't I was surrounded by adults but no one would believe I was choking and couldn't deal with this cheese. I have to quickly finish the rest of the stick and-
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    • I choked on an ice cube once. Thankfully since it was ice it melted enough for me to cough it up.
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    • One time on Christmas Eve my whole family went and aunt n uncle n gramma went to Red Robin and I got a bacon cheeseburger n I started choking n I was absolutely certain no one was gonna see and I was gonna die but I finally kept slapping my sisters leg till she believed me then my dad shoved his 1/2
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    • he did that on purpose so he could “repay” her later
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    • Had this happen. It’s impressive he stayed calm. I tried my best and luckily the universal sign for choking made it so that someone responded quickly. But the second thought right after “calm down” is: “I’m gonna die”.
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