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    • Serious question to the married people of IFunny but are women seriously crazy like this when they are Pregnant or is this a bit of an over exaggeration?
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    • How it be sometimes
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    • Jesus lmao
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    • I can confirm this is what happens
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    • I’m sorry but if you need more then 5 packs...you a fat motha fucka
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    • As a man that recently dealt with a pregnant wife i can honestly say that this is no joke to us. We are sending help signals and are neing ignored
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    • He knows if they don’t send ketchup and extra honey mustard he’s gonna be hearing about it from her hormonal ass for a week
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    • Working at a restaurant, as long as you have a camera blindspot and no managers around and restock it you can 100% do this. It’s not your fucking money, you think a multi million dollar corporation is gonna miss a bucket of ketchup?
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    • I think this guys wife is pregnant
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    • Ok ok, I'm a heavy sauce user. Like 4 or 5 packets of ketchup for one mcchicken at least. But when you tell the guys behind the window you want a bunch of ketchup for my 4 mcchickens they hand me 5 packets. Like shit nigga I need more. Then they hand me 3 more with a weird look on their face.
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    • I asked for extra mayo on a mcchicken once. I got it. I got all of it. All the mayo in the store. More mayo on that mchicken than chicken and bun combined. Best mcchicken ever
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    • Just pour straight honey mustard straight into the bag, no packets. Just mustard.
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    • For those assholes saying “WE WILL PAY EXTRA FOR MORE SIDE” “WHY WONT THEY GIVE MORE EXTRA KETCHUP IF I CAN PAY FOR IT” the reason we don’t is because we get a lot of these people asking for more and we don’t wanna deal with all of them or run out of ketchup and have people ask all day for ketchup.
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    • Preggernant
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    • Fuck the Uber tablet and it’s annoying ass screeching
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    • I once told a group of college kids that their straws are free(for their drinks) and one asked just how many is free. So I had to give them a big handful of literally all my straws
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    • In the event that I didn’t get my wife what she wanted when she was pregnant, I didn’t stop hearing about it for 3 weeks. I learned pretty damn fast that when she said “and a side of large fries” I got her a large not a medium.
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    • That would annoy me , “she’s pregnant” no one cares you got laid bud
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    • I wonder if this guy’s wife is pregnant
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    • Yo dumb ass can’t just go to the store and buy a bottle of ketchup?
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    • Gotta be Chik-Fil-A
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    • Just buy your own ketchup. Goddamn
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    • Trust me, that's just what you gotta do for your wife. If they don't have ketchup in that bag, your ass is going to get some
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    • Gas station near me is now on doordash and they deliver more than food and put nyquil under drinks and tylenol under sides and the app suggests them
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    • The editing at the end made me laugh wtf
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    • I don’t get why McDonalds won’t give it out. I am willing to PAY EXTRA for it, yet they still don’t. Guess they don’t want to profit.
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    • I got written up at Taco Bell for giving a handful, this is ducking bullshit.
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    • It’s not gonna be sufficient
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    • should’ve gave em mustard
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    • Did he get the ketchup though?
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    • Pregant
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    • Pregnant
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    • It issss what it isss
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    • Thats how i refill my shelves on this pandemic
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    • We had a dude in the drive through at Panera once ask for "a shit ton of butter." So we decided as a little prank to give him that and filled half a medium sized bag and gave it to him. It made our day
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    • Now that’s a lot of ketchup for a fetus to handle
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    • Don’t have kids so never dealt with a pregnant woman. Would picking bottles of the sauces work or nah
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    • My mans dumps the whole bucket. Amazing
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    • Bet they threw out the extra packets...then next time ask for extra
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    • Instructions unclear dick stuck in ketchup packets
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    • Nothing is cuter or more terrifying then a pregnant woman. I’ve seen them cry because something was more done then they wanted, Ive had them apologize for wanting a fuck ton of whipped cream on a HC.
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    • Funny because I have to beg for the same exact two toppings for my wife and they never produce..:/
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    • Halo
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    • Pro tip always ask for a specific amount. Extra usually means 3 but if you ask for 40 then I’m not only allowed to but I’m obligated to give you 40. At least for Taco Bell. I always said tell me a number so I don’t get into trouble
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    • Yes
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    • When stores start running low on supplies of course people are gonna be taking sauces from restaurants and be make excuses. 😂
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    • At my local mcdonalds i ask for honey mustard with my 20pc and those mfs give me 3 mf packets
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    • Most restaurants are franchises with a shared logo...
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    • I fucking hate when people put the special instructions multiple times
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    • Y’all don’t understand the importance of ordering something your pregnant girl asks for.
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    • When my gf worked at McDonald's she knew I would at least go through 3 dips worth of honey mustard and I ended up befriending one of the managers so pretty much when ever I'm there at least one of them knows to get me like 4 sauces
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    • bless them. they honestly just saved him the next two weeks.
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    • Now that’s my kind of food
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    • Bro that means she didn’t get her fuckin ketchup last time and he had to face that crazy women
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    • When I worked at mcdonalds, I used to get McChicken with tomato, cheese & Mac sauce instead of mayo. That was so good. now I gotta pay like 2 dollars extra for that shit.
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    • Gregnart
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    • It’s cute but go to the damn store and buy a bottle of ketchup if she wants it that bad
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    • Is she... PREGANANANT???
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    • I asked for extra pickle on a burger at McDonald’s one night at like 11 pm they put 23 pickle slices on it. I put what I didn’t want on the burger to the side ate the burger salt and peppered the pickles and ate them. They thought they were being funny but I liked it
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    • Most people here just want a wife
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    • I’m 27 with a toddler. This is an exaggeration. But you’d be fucked up for not getting what we asked for. We’re growing a human for you.
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    • I feel this. Brought home a Papa John's pizza without a lot of the peppercino peppers. My pregnant wife broke down into sobbing tears. Went straight back and got them!!
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    • Pregnant women only need about 200 calories more than they normally do. This is just an excuse for women to get fat and then blame the baby
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    • One time I was working at Taco Bell and my friends pulled up at like fucking 1 in the morning baked off their asses and they said give me hot sauce so I did they said more. I did then they said it again so I took the bag and dumped all of the hot & medium into the bag their faces were priceless.
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    • I thought i was lookin at the wifi options
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    • This is a man that has forgotten sauce one too many times and ain't taken any chances
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    • I work at Texas roadhouse if you ask for something nicely like a drink/bread or sauces or something ill give it to you and through in a free app card if you're an ass about it I'm charging you
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    • Get this man some ketchup
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    • I also have to make obscene notes so they dont forget the sauces i paid for
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    • My wife craved the fancy ketchup from Whataburger. They remembered me from my multiple trips and started giving me two handfuls of ketchup. They were saints.
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    • Oh my god they got the whole fucking bucket
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    • I know that tablet it the uber eats tablet that if not answered it tells at you untill you do
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    • Afterwards they picked up the packets off the floor an gave them out.
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    • Fuck bro now I want bbq
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    • I thought you were ordering from a Switch
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    • Honestly when ordering food it must be done this way they never get it
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    • Three of my sisters are pregnant right now and they all pretty much say the same thing which is that if the don’t eat what they’re craving then they just feel super nauseous for the rest of the day
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    • FFS, go buy ketchup, honey, and mustard.
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    • A pregnant woman came into chicken salad chick where I work and she asked for lots of crackers and kept reminding me for a lot. I gave her the whole fuckin box 😤 bless that lady
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    • We have a limited menu atm because we can’t get certain ingredients and things like that due to quarantine. Well we just started online ordering and people keep typing in things we don’t have in place of certain items. People are fucking stupid.
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    • I used to work for a pizza place and this lady and her husband came it wacky fuckin shit. Sauce, green olives, anchovies, crab sausage spinach chicken, roni,salami potatos and some other weird shit. "Sorry its weird.. " nah dont worry not my first time making pregnant special
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    • Cheap motherfuckers, buy that shit at the store.
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    • A bottle is like a dollar
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    • Taco Bell did this for me and my Ex with taco sauce... then she aborted the baby and said it was miscarriage.
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    • It really be like that tho
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    • When I was still working for a place where we had those orders, I ignored any dumbass stupid enough to say please instead of just paying for it, like bro if you don't wanna put in the effort to press a button to add ten cents then I ain't gonna put it in the bag, so go fuck off
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    • What kinda name is Andrell?
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    • I work at Panera and a lady came in and ordered a single pickle, a cheese bagel and our signature sauce (basically honey mustard) and apologized explaining that she was pregnant. I asked her if she wanted it all put together as a sandwich and made it for her, it rly made her day
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    • I once got mad at my husband when I was pregnant because it was like 2am and I wanted ice cream. He went to the store and got me it, made me a cone and I was asleep. I woke up two hours later angry because I thought he never got it lol
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    • guarantee he forgot to pickup ketchup from the store
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    • when my sister was pregnant she asked me to take her to whataburger and some fuckin how got those bastards to get a honey butter chicken strip sandwich. its not even an option, like wtf
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    • Working in a restaurant, I would not do this because I’m selfish. That’s our merchandise which is what decides how big my Christmas bonus is lol. I would give extra but not do that
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