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    • You need a salt rifle.
      hammerer 1 jul
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    • Just get a fucking fly swatter
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    • He actually just obliterated that shit
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    • Cant wait until this dumbass finds out about fly swatters
      JEMS_ 2 jul
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    • I wish newspapers we're still a thing
      american 1 jul
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    • Guys trust me, go on Amazon and buy your self a bug-a-salt gun, you fill it with regular table salt and it fires it like bird shot for kil ling insects. it's so much fun, you won't regret it.
      armani_x 2 jul
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    • Is screaming bitch optional
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    • I just slowly move my hand closer till it’s in range then squash the fly.
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    • Just use flamethrower
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    • I thought he was gonna throw the wet paper towel at it
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    • BITHC
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    • Do you not know what a towel is?
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    • spirited track
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    • Bug-a-salt
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    • Thank you good sir, now I will go slayer some files
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    • I thought he was gonna throw the wadded up wet paper towel at it, that would probably work too
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    • My dog just eats em when they fly low
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    • Achievement Unlocked: Indiana Jones (theme plays in background)
      0n1chan 2 jul
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    • Proven fact saying bitch adds 10+ damage
      Dekkoh 3 jul
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    • That random "bitch" caught me off guard, actually had a chuckle 10/10
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    • Just get some Windex and spray it on em its as if your spraying acid on their eyes and wings
      SCPfiles 2 jul
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    • Cool experiment here. Catch a fly in a glass and cover it. Open the cover enough to fill with water. Push the fly down in the way with something and drown it until it is dead. Pour water out and put dead fly on a plate. Cover the fly with salt. Wait a bit and the fly will start moving. 1/2
      HeyDont 2 jul
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    • Any kind of spray works best
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    • Is that fucking chris fix?
      heckthee 2 jul
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    • Or use an ASalt Gun.
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    • Fly swatters work
      IsLum 2 jul
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    • There’s this wonderful invention called a fly swatter. And honestly, I took out more flies with my flip flop than I have with a swatter
      CRS6132 2 jul
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    • Wouldn’t the paper towel tear from the force and being wet?
      luhFella 2 jul
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    • Next he'll say he invented the wheel
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    • I like ya cut G
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    • Just use a gun or flamethrower or a kid, it's not that hard to find anything to hit it with
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    • Gone, reduced to atoms
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    • Sounds like Chris fix
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    • Bitch slap
      kjds 2 jul
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    • I prefer my bug assault gun. While yes, salt goes everywhere, but it gets em every time
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    • Flies be really aggressive this year for some reason like they know exactly where my ear is and refuse to leave me alone
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    • Who the fuck needs a how to on how to k!ll a fly?
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    • Bitch
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    • I use my towel and just whip it and whack it when I’m in the bathroom. Oh yeah and sometime I use my towel to hit the fly
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    • ChrisFix?
      hkkk 2 jul
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    • I do this with a sock. I also swat cockroaches off the wall and they go flying. Sometimes they look legit concused cause they walkin around wobbly
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    • Or just get a flyswatter?
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    • The masking tape all over the ceiling and cabinets bother me.
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    • Does this work on woman as well ?
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    • Use chop sticks like Mr. Miagi
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • Or just buy a 99 cent flyswater
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    • Just use a drying cloth
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    • Lmao...wasn't expecting the accuracy!
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    • It's more fun using your hands.
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    • Or just spray it with windex.
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    • bITCH
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    • Just move your hand really slow, and then WHACK when ye get close
      connaho 2 jul
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    • The raw power behind that “bitch” though
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    • they make salt guns now
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    • A-salt-rifle is pretty fun to use too!
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    • Their fire types know it
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    • BLM will think that’s racist and want you removed
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    • I just use my electric fly catcher and bbq the crap out of them
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    • Buy a flyswatter you broke ass bitch
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    • Or leave it wet and yeet it at em'
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    • Just spray it down with a spray bottle lmao
      geosolar 5 jul
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    • I can just catch em with my hand
      swegway 5 jul
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    • Beach
      moregood 5 jul
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    • Or you could just.. oh I don’t know.. buy a fuckin fly swatter so you don’t waste paper towels!
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    • I spray em with windex then light them on fire
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    • You missed
      Slav 5 jul
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    • clap about 2 inches above the flie’s resting place. they fly straight up when startled, so you’ll get it in the air.
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    • Just fucking smack the fly
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    • I just catch em and throw them into the ground
      Anchaele 5 jul
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    • Why does he sound like ChrisFix?
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    • He sounds like ChrisFix
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    • I thought they were balling it up and just throwing it at them
      Clash_R6 5 jul
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    • Just use an old trucker cap
      Renegon 5 jul
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    • i thought he was going to show us a better alternative to a flyswatter
      honbee 5 jul
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    • I just spray salt water and watch them fall and scream in agony as they try to fly again to only end up slamming against the wall and I finish it by taping it up into a ball to then pinch it in my hand hearing that CROUNCH noise it makes
      Doemon 5 jul
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    • You can also use a rubber band and snipe them bitches
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    • Violence is not the only option.
      Susurrus 5 jul
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    • Just move your hand above it very slowly. And when your a few inches away swat.
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    • Today I had a fuckn weird experience with a super fat fly, it was the biggest fly I ever seen and it chilled while I was showering then it followed me out, then I set it free
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    • How to piss off your mother or wife by making splatter marks in 3...2..1
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    • Get the towel soaking wet and chuck that bitch at the fly and BAM
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    • Or just use your hand, or a letter of mail, or a magazine, or your hat, or literally any flat object like your girlfriends ass
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    • Just get good with a nerf gun. It’s also really fun
      Flamezy 5 jul
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    • BITCH
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    • I just use small rag
      kekoaloa 5 jul
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    • No fucking joking my dad a few years back sniped a fly with a fucking rubber band
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    • I use my opened handed right swing. 100% kil rate. Don't you dare fuck with me fly.
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    • Hat
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    • Or just get a fucking fly swatter
      kwc2007 5 jul
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    • Imagine being able to afford nice paper towels
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    • Catch it like a man and torture it for hours then behead it and put it on a tooth pick for other flies to see
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    • Why not just use a regular towel
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    • I spray them with Lysol. It prevents them from flying and the chemicals disorient the shit out of them. Then I scoop them up with a piece of toilet paper and flush that fucker straight to hell.
      ImBizzy 5 jul
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    • I use a empty water bottle to smack them outa the air
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