me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Words can't describe how ugly you are @
Words can't describe how beautiful you are
Aww thx
Le, RUC
But S Can
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Words can't describe how ugly you are @ Words can't describe how beautiful you are Aww thx Le, RUC But S Can
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know
my favorite character died too.
he Supernatural Fandom:
Not 50 times in
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know my favorite character died too. he Supernatural Fandom: Not 50 times in
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
Xtal Xtal
26 apr
"much mere., strong and independent. than men" TikTOK iecky burets
que C--)
QUo gêi ta ne
rockyadams rockyadams
25 sep 2020
que C--) QUo gêi ta ne
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture
@ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel
'Ada festival ke
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
PB xtarsappho
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century
Baroque painting this reminds me of"
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
22 sep 2020
cat homeboy did NOT have to flex that hard in that picture @ Cicibu @bujibu_chempel 'Ada festival ke Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593) PB xtarsappho My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went "ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of"
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have
I hope it makes someone smile!
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
21 sep 2020
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have I hope it makes someone smile!
noon noon
27 sep 2020
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dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning