• I hate these dreams
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    • I have a confession... I just shit myself
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    • Not gonna lie I shit my pants
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    • fun fact: when u wake up with a startle it means that ur heart is slowing down dangerously low and your brain is like “hol up we about to fuckin die” and scares you into making ur heart pump
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    • Dreams that jerk you awake suddenly are actually caused by your heart rate declining so rapidly that your brain has to jerk you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
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    • Shit wakes you up better than an alarm clock and coffee though
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    • Yall ever have them dreams when you driving a car and no matter how hard you hit the brakes the car don’t stop
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    • Or the ones where you feel like you’re falling
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    • My soul just left my fucking body, no joke I felt like I took that shit
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    • Bro imagine watching this in VR
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    • I thought I was a wuss for jumping but literally everyone else in the comments did too haha
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    • When you’re fading into sleep and your body randomly shakes waking u up
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    • I need some new pants
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    • I flinched so hard my dogs are trying to comfort me
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    • Honestly would like to know what happens next in those dreams
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    • 2 shit pants tc's, what a time to be alive
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    • I hate the ones where you try to swing the bat but everything wobbles and you can’t stand up straight
      g00be 16d
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    • Can someone make an edit with the Skyrim intro instead?
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    • The falling ones
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    • "You're finally awake...."
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    • My heart jumped like a motherfucker holy shit
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    • Those dreams of getting hit in the head and falling, those scars me the most
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    • I hate when I dream about chasing an ostrich in a mountain range and then I go on a ramp and I’m 400 feet in the air going at the speed of sound and then I hit the floor and shit myself
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    • That got me
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    • “Sweet dreams are made of these”
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    • Someone pooped my pants
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    • Fuck dude this one got me
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    • The only reason why your body makes you jolt awake when you trying to sleep is so you dont die. If you falls asleep when that happens your organs could shut down and you could die in your sleep but as for dreams I don't know
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    • Knew what was coming from a fucking mile away, but the audio desync fucking got me
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    • Yall ever have that thing happen where you close your eyes an just start dreaming but ur still about 1/4 awake so when you fall in that 3/4 of a dream it feels extra real
      DrNUT 17d
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    • Almost just choked to death in a crowded restaurant because of this shit
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    • Had a dream where a guy with huge hands snapped my neck. I was seemingly used as an “example”, kneeling on the ground with some woman in front of me and the guy behind. I felt his hands on my shoulders for a second, then woke up taking in a huge breath and having a weird sensation on my neck
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    • How y’all get jump scared when the caption pretty much tells you what to expect
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    • Hey you, you're finally awake
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    • I hate those night where you're like so close to falling asleep you could literally suck the dreams dick, and you fucking get this weird spaz and you freak out
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    • Just this morning i woke up at 5:00 because I had a nightmare where I almost got today by some 25 ish year old woman while I was in a Middle Ages like place then it jumped to modern times and she kid napped one of my friends
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    • I laughed my ass off looking at these comments
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    • Hey you, your finally awake
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    • Nightmares are worse though
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    • Omfg these hardly get me but fuck
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    • I hate the ones when you fall and wake up
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    • Which one of you fuckers just shit my pants
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    • Imagine trying to record your kid hit a baseball and he just blasts you in the face
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    • I shidd i camed and I jumped all at the same time
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    • Glad I'm in the bathroom, got some shit out
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    • Nigga looks like his last name is paul
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    • I knew what was gonna happen but I still flinched
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    • Actually made me jump
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    • This one actually fucking got me lol
      Nubz7 16d
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    • When you do that fake fall shit
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    • The sound of the bat tho
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    • That made me freak the fuck out
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    • If it weren't for that damn loud ass sound, my undies wouldn't be feeling this heavy
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    • FUCK
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    • Bitch I even saw it coming motherfucker
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    • I knew it was coming, but I can appreciate the raw power of that strike
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    • Off brand Logan Paul
      rs_lt 16d
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    • Good thing I was already on the toilet
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    • I knew what was coming and still felt my balls clench
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    • I feel emotions i shouldn't feel. Oh. It's call shit in pants.
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    • Hey you, you're finally awake
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    • I usually dont flinch at these but this one got me
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    • I actually recoiled at that. Fuck me
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    • I physically recoiled. I may be retarded
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    • One time I fell asleep in my cousins music performance at school and I had a dream that I was holding a bomb and a tambourine went clang and I almost shit myself
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    • I knew it was happening and I still jumped.
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    • I also hate ones where you move really slow in them
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    • I had a dream where I realized that I was dreaming, so nothing I did effected real life. I then proceeded to jump out of the door of a moving car.
      Ehvoy 17d
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    • I know right wet dreams are the worst
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    • Little tipsy and this shit shocked me. Mixture of the video and the sound just got me
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    • I fucking jumped back.
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    • When having those dreams you are actually watching another you from a different universe die
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    • Jesus fuck
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    • DN13 17d
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    • Am I the only one that didn’t even slightly flinch at this?
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    • Does anybody else have that dream that they're falling for a real long time and once you hit the ground you wake up?? Somebody please tell me I'm not the only one
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    • Had a recurring dream where a guy kept stabbing me, would wake up every time when he did, then one time I caught his arm and watched his face like "What the fuck" and finally got him.
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    • Not gonna lie, i knew that shit was gonna happen. Didn't even flinch.
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    • I flinched so damn hard
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    • I was more creeped out at how he looked at the camera at the end. If he had said my name I would have thrown my phone.
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    • I fucking shit myself
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    • I did something like this to my teacher when it was the end of the year and we had a class baseball game except the ball hit his crotch and he was down for a while now every time i play ball with someone who know about the incident they cover there crotch jokingly
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    • This scared the hell out of me
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    • I jumped out of my damn chair
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    • You died.
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    • I just shit myself then just wheezed for a straight 5 minutes
      got3m 13d
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    • I felt that in my spine
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    • I hate the dreams where i have kids too
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    • Usually happens when I’m having an epic dream and somebody wakes me up. Also I find it strange that even though I’m woken up at anytime my dreams make it look as if the story is suppose to end that way.
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    • Fuck.....I flinched..
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    • I’d say I shit my pants but I was on the toilet so I shit the toilet
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    • For a second, I thought he was going to run really slow
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    • This just woke me from my coma
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    • *Insert picture of Skyrim prologue here*
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    • This foodporn lit AF
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    • Just smacked my head against the wall in bed. Fucking hell
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    • THE FUCKING POWER BEHIND THAT SWING. Im honestly surprised that I didnt hear “ORA” at an earbleeding volume when he hit that poor ball
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    • I knew exactly what was coming and I still shit myself
      Somba 16d
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