What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone:
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
WHO CARES?
IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
PickyColt PickyColt
27 sep 2020
WHO CARES? IT'S NOT A WARCRIME IF WE WIN
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
Cheese has holes.
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Wyd?
Taking a bath
Send Pic 3.08
Qua
LiterallyJay1 LiterallyJay1
19 dec 2020
Wyd? Taking a bath Send Pic 3.08 Qua
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
OTHER
AWAY,
You have no idea
How high am right now
OTHER AWAY, You have no idea How high am right now
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
Just seen pringles being sold in a
instead of a tube and I feel si
No. No, (hats not true. 's im
Wailord1 Wailord1
20 nov 2020
Just seen pringles being sold in a instead of a tube and I feel si No. No, (hats not true. 's im
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?