• When the convo going well and she
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    • “Chicago police shoot first” nice man nice XD
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    • “Yes 911 I am a white woman”
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    • This guy is a professional. Not in anything specific, hes just a professional
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    • “Chicago police shoot first,” I fucking dies at “I am a white woman.” XD
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    • I almost died when he said “i am a white woman”
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    • "I dunno how other cops react, but chicago police shoot first." Actually had me chuckle.
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    • Hoes say they a gemini and cheat on you the next day
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    • I wasn’t gonna laugh...But when he started pretending to be a white Women? I lost it... XD
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    • “Chicago police shoot first” smdh 😂
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    • Chicago police shoot first 😂😂
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    • He called posing as a woman because thanks to VAWA, and the Duluth Model, whenever the cops are called, they arrest the man as he will be the presumed instigator, even if he's the one calling the cops. Cops and judges are trained on this. This guy was smart covering his ass like that.
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    • "I dunno how Atlanta police react, but Chicago police shoot first."
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    • “Chicago police shoot first” LMAO
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    • *Slams and locks door* “That’ll do it”
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    • "yeah 911 I'm a white woman" black people have finally cracked the code
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    • brogles 14 jun
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    • This is why I don’t date black chicks, im sorry i know some of y’all nice but even the nicest ones will still pull a 180 on ya
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    • What is this from? It looks fun to watch
      IAMDED21 14 jun
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    • “Idk how Atlanta police act but Chicago police shoot first,” is an amazing line
      Micycle 12 jun
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    • I always thought people were exaggerating when they talked about people who did this until I had a new co-worker tell me 'our signs weren't compatible' and proceeded to act like the biggest bitch for the rest of our shift.
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    • The Chicago police line got me dead cause it’s so true 😂
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    • How do you do, fellow white women?
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    • “Hello Im a white woman-“
      Tosie 10 jun
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    • "Chicago police shoot first"😂😂
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    • My coworker asked me what my sign was, and I totally lied and said "Scorpio" and she said "I knew it, because you are (insert generic personality here)" when i told her I wasn't actually a scorpio she was questioning life
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    • "I'm a white woman" that broke me
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    • He said hello I'm a white women LMAO. White women should always address themselves this way
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    • Black Ink Crew: Chicago. Upvote so others see.
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    • Acosts01 11 jun
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    • People watch this and just assume its reality. People are getting to levels of dumb that i didnt think were possible.
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    • Zodiac signs are fun to think about but I really doubt there's any reason to actually trust what they say about people
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    • The Chicago police shoot first line killed me
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    • ChIcAgO pOlIcE sHoOt FiRsT- funny as fuck fr
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    • Good thing he started by telling the cops he was a white women, they would have taken their sweet time otherwise
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    • He said he’s a white women because police come faster
      soniclg 12 jun
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    • Imma need the name of this, i wanna finish it
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    • I hate reality tv... but I GOTTA KNOW WHERE DIS FROM
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    • Anyone who believes Zodiac Signs should be sterilized so their kind dies off as quick as possible
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    • How do you find the confidence to show that much or your stomach woth that much flab on it?
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    • Idk how Atlanta police act but Chicago police shoot first
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    • Good white voice lmaooo
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    • “Chicago police shoot first” especially if a white women is in danger.
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    • Chicago police shoot first 😂😂
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    • He’s done this before, that’s why it’s so convincing
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    • “I’m a while woman” yet sound like a white girl that hangs around black girls all day😂
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    • How you gonna pose as a white woman but then proceed to speak with a ghetto ass accent lmao
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    • This. Is how you should raise your sons to react to dumb Bitches.
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    • His white woman voice sounded like a gay Mexican with a lisp who caused an adpocalypse
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    • Bruhh. 911 i am a white woman
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    • I was a on a date with a girl once that seemed to be going well, she then asked my signed and I told her Scorpio and then she got really quiet and barley talked to me the rest of the night, haven’t talked to her since
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    • “I am a white woman” 😂😂
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    • Kofee 10 jun
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    • I dont know how atlanta police act but chicago police shoot first 😂😂😂😂
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    • And that kids is how to be a gentleman to thots
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    • "I am a white woman..."
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    • Kinda funny saying I'm a white woman. Only part that made me laugh
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    • People who think that a certain alignment of stars that just so happens to appear the time around their birth has something to do with what goes on in their lives are the worst kind of retarded
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    • Zodiac signs are complete bullshit. Only superstitious sheep follow that shit.
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    • “Chicago people shoot first”. A joke I appreciate
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    • Happened to me, went over to her house watched a few episodes of a show on Netflix, we were talking, and then she said what my zodiac sign was. I told her what it was she said same. I told her I have to go get something, left and never went out with her again.
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    • Astrology is gay and you sound gay if you ask about it
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    • I had a girl go like “You’re a Libra? I usually only talk to Capricorn’s idk...” like wtf lol, I mean it didn’t matter in the end but still lol
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    • This guy does not know it white women sound like he's still sounded black.
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    • Join me in protest and delete YouTube.
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    • CHICAGO POLICE SHOOT FIRST HAD ME DEAD
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    • I don’t know how your police act but Chicago police shoot first. Lol
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    • Yes hello police I’m a White girl
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    • Watch people shit on Chicago police cause they have to protect one of the world's most dangerous cities
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    • Chicago police shoot.first.lmao
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    • How to get a ghetto chick to burn ur house down
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    • Not gonna lie but he looks like a black kratos
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    • I know this is fake as fuck, but it’s also funny as fuck.
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    • Jokes on you buddy, what you think the police gonna do to you when they get there and they find no white woman
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    • I want some context lol
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    • We should all take tips from this guy
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    • Take her outside, show her the stars. Tell her they mean jack shit.
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    • That retard is trying to break LAMINATED SECURITY GLASS with WIRES in it with a fucking PURSE.....
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    • I like asking for zodiac signs so I can read those funny post things and look at yours too. I don't believe in it but it's just fun to do sometimes
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    • “But Chicago police shoot first”, gonna use that on a coworker who’s from Chicago
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    • He lock that door fast af
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Couldn’t help running over that group of children crossing the street on the last day of school, im a Gemini
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    • Sokka 10 jun
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    • "I'm a white woman" 😂😂
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    • So my ex did not believe in god but she did believe in horoscopes, zodiac, spirit animals, and chem trails. Like bitch god is so much simpler and explains all that weird shit. “Why is my horoscope so accurate?” “Bitch god wills it”
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    • Then they show up and the white lady is gone and theres just a big black guy there
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    • I don’t know about other police but Chicago Police shoot first
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    • Dude you dont need to say your a white women, you just need to say the suspect is a minority and the bullets will fly.
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    • ofcourse chicago cops shoot first, chicago has one of the highest crime rates in america and cops are specifically targeted, im pretty sure they are paranoid and wanna get home safe
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    • If you were from Chicago, you’d appreciate them shooting more often.
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    • I'm a white woman 😂
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    • I cannot comprehend how much of an absolute fucking dumbass whore you have to be to believe in that astrology horseshit
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    • Bithes do everything but leave
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    • Being from Chicago I can contest that police shoot first. I’m the whitest sounding black man on planet earth, but my ass still gets shot through the phone.
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    • “ I don’t know how Atlanta PD are but Chicago PD shoot first”
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    • I died when he said "I'm a white woman" I'm dead, DeAd
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