When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle
back in
AnHonestDick AnHonestDick
10 sep 2020
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle back in
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure
Skinny boys:
Maryella1126 Maryella1126
26 sep 2020
Skinny sucn a cute and petite figure Skinny boys:
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me
Bo pe
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me Bo pe
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...