• 12 year old me: I can't wait to grow up,
get a job and have my own money
Me now:
The cartoon jokes from when I was
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        • Steady indoor job, car, a house and enough free time to stare out a window. Appreciate what you have there is always someone who suffers more
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            • Just another cog in the machine. We die and then realize we never really lived. And that’s exactly what the 1% wants for the 99%. The system is set up so you have no choice.
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              • I don’t think this is a joke at all. Millions of people live the same day over and over again because of capitalism, and see no issue.
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                • How did he get into his cubicle
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                  • I prefer to be an adult. Right now I'm eating pizza naked in my bed at 1:52 am and there ain't no fucker that can tell me to stop. Life is what you make it bitch
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                    • People just work too many hours. Let’s figure this shit out
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                        • That’s why you get a job you enjoy. Don’t follow the money, follow your passion
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                          • Coming to bed honey?
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                            • I had the sad realization I’m going to be working a job and going to be able to buy a bunch of video games but not have the time to play them due to school and work
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                                • Dude literally behind a car, waiting in traffic with no one in it... pretty much says it all
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                                  • “Going to bed sweetie” “Yes dear”
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                                    • That’s the reason squidward exists. Spongebob is childhood and Squidward is adulthood. That’s their dynamic.
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                                      • Nah. Adulting has been far easier than college courses imo
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                                        • I wake up I go to work I work all day I go to sleep I wake up I go to work I work all day I go to sleep I wake up I go to work I work all day I go to sleep I wake up I go to work I work all day I go to sleep
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                                          • Idk how you could be depressed working in an office. Sitting on your ass is the dream.
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                                              • they were trying to tell us...warn us, but we didn't understand.. 😢😭
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                                                • Sad reality
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                                                  • Too bad they couldn’t include when you eventually kill yourself
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                                                    • Unless you just enjoy your job
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                                                      • Well at least he has a fucking house.
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                                                        • “Coming to bed honey?” “Yes dear.”
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                                                            • We used to laugh, now we cry.
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                                                              • When you’re old you understand squidward more and more
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                                                                • Coming to bed honey? "Yes dear"
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                                                                  • His cubical is completely closed off
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                                                                    • Yeah but now you can jack off in peace and cry afterwards
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                                                                        • This is America
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                                                                          • I work so I can drive a car. I drive a car so I can go to work.
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                                                                              • I worked in a call center for 7 years. It was awful. I think everyone should have customer service experience but you do gotta get out and do what you love. I'm a firefighter now and never dread work
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                                                                                • This is the reason I took 2 years off college to figure out what I wanted to pursue as my passion: now I'm back and will never have to feel this way
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                                                                                    • It's still very nice to not have homework and to be able to buy stuff and not answer to anyone after 5.. is boring but I wouldn't go back
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                                                                                      • They put these jokes in for the parents having to watch these shows with their kids. As a parent of two small children I appreciate the effort they put forth to do that lol
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                                                                                        • Then don’t get a shitty job??? Lmao
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                                                                                          • “Coming to bed honey?” “Yes dear.”
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                                                                                              • i actually got pretty lucky, i work for my uncle and he gives me a week off every month to travel, my mom also has her business that we she retires shes going to pass down to me
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                                                                                                • coming to bed honey?
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                                                                                                  • As Mark Twain once said, “the secret of success is making your vocation your vacation”. So if you have a job you hate obviously you’ll be miserable
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                                                                                                    • Chicago and NJ aside love my job. Still gonna kill myself eventually tho 🌝
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                                                                                                      • But then you realize you can wake up at 7am and have fucking chocolate cake.
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                                                                                                        • Life’s how you make it you might have to work a lot but with your time off spend it Wisely and with good people, it’s tiny moments in your life that mean the most
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                                                                                                          • Except that guy gets to sit in a cubicle. I unload trucks 60 hours a week. Trust me. If you're in school complaining about it don't. I wish I could go back. But don't get me wrong I enjoy my jobs.
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                                                                                                            • Watching that episode when I was a kid, I would never think that I was gonna grow up to be that guy. But, damn, here we are
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                                                                                                              • Going to bed honey?
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                                                                                                                  • I just got my first job today!
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                                                                                                                    • It's always been like that but instead of going to work you went to school.
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                                                                                                                      • Coming to bed honey?
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                                                                                                                        • How did he get in that cubicle?
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                                                                                                                          • I just realized that there's no aisle between the cubicles. How do the employees get in and out of there? By climbing over the walls?
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                                                                                                                            • I like my job
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                                                                                                                              • It's like that scene from Billy Madison when he grabs the fat kid's face and says stay young forever
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                                                                                                                                • It hits even more if you work at a call center
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                                                                                                                                  • This isn’t funny people drown
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                                                                                                                                    • This legitimately makes me very sad. Shoulda enlisted in the army, not got hooked and drugs, or just had the balls to pull the trigger junior year
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                                                                                                                                      • DON'T GO INTO DEBT, DON'T TAKE LOANS, KEEP A JOB, SAVE TIL YOU GOT 120k to 240k and BAM. You can retire in your 30s working part time 2 days/wk
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                                                                                                                                            • THIS IS LITERALLY MY FUCKING LIFE 😭😭😭
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                                                                                                                                              • Ok but let’s be real tho honestly it’s just the same as being a kid except adults have more responsibilities to handle but that’s justified by having more rights. Think about it: adults (most) wake up early to go spend a majority of the day in a single building, very similar to school. What I find
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                                                                                                                                                • “you coming to bed?” “coming honey”
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                                                                                                                                                    • “Coming to bed honey?”
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                                                                                                                                                      • The American Dream
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                                                                                                                                                          • "you do know that subjective careers pay almost nothing?" *Proceeds to get boring job that pays slightly more and kills themself at age 40.*
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                                                                                                                                                            • Anyone know how he gets into his little office cubicle thing?
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                                                                                                                                                              • We do that for 40 years and then we die!
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                                                                                                                                                                • Borderlands 3 trailer out now go watch
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                                                                                                                                                                  • That’s for people who don’t fight for what they want and enjoy in life. Break out of the cycle and do something you enjoy
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                                                                                                                                                                    • I refuse to get an office job, I will work as a park ranger making 15k a year if I have to, because I may be poor but at least I’ll be happy
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Just don't get an office job then you cuck
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                                                                                                                                                                          • That why I won't get an office job.. I'd rather die doing something exciting rather than sitting down doing the same thing everyday
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                                                                                                                                                                              • I just noticed his cubicle dosent have a door
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy their job?
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Coming to bed honey? Yes dear.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Yes dear
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • It's your own fault for going to college because you think its the only way and getting a fuckload of debt with a useless degree and no income because you're stuck with debt you cant pay off
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I wish there was a way to get rich without doing anything
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I have a job interview for a hotel manager today. Any advise 😰
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Welcome to adulthood. You’ll start noticing a lot of old shit making sense in a different way.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • isn’t this literally all what life is
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Become an entrepreneur or do something you love and it won’t feel that way
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