• "Don't nobody f*ck my daughter" "
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    • The caption always ruins it
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    • Captions in a nutshell
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    • Did I seriously just heard that right" no body fucks my daughter but me". That dude was trying to keep a straight face when he heard that.
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    • “...but me...”
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    • "Dont nobody fuck my daughter but me"
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    • Can you idiots stop putting captions it’s 20 god damn 19
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    • That guy just smiles and nods, honestly the best thing he could’ve done in that situation
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    • The caption made it seem like he was going to fight him for fucking his daughter
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    • Turns out the guy he shot was his son
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    • God bless retail workers, man. I remember having to deal with customers like that.
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    • The business guy keeps it professional still. 👌
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    • redneck:(comes home) random guy fucking his daughter:
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    • Don’t nobody fuck my daughter but me
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    • The guys gave he’s like “yep wait a minute”
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    • “Nobody fucks my daughter but me!” *sweet home alabama*
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    • Dads be crazy hypocritical...they impregnate someone else’s daughter, yet don’t want their daughter to be impregnated, yet talk about grandkids all the damn time
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    • Sounds about white
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    • He said “don’t nobody fuck my daughter but me”😂😂😂
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    • Sweet home Alabama
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    • His youtube channel is cassady cambell
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    • Trump supporters be like
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    • You can see the different emotions just play out on his face as that comment sunk in
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    • Even tho he wasn't serious, props to the employee for acting professional
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    • Meanwhile in Alabama
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    • This is why costumer service sucks people say whatever and your reply is always yup cause you can’t argue
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    • This is violently American
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    • “Cept me! Roll tide!”
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    • "dont nobody fuck my daughter but me"
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    • “Sep me”
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    • unpopular opinion: the caption really doesn’t add or subtract anything for the joke and we all just want something pointless and stupid to complain about
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    • "They had us in the first half.."
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    • “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
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    • Wait hold up what? Nobody fuck my daughter except me? What is this? hillbilly Alabama?
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    • *Sweet home Alabama intensifies*
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    • “But me”
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    • I thought that was going to go in a completely different direction.
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    • When the employee sees through your act and just plays along so you can go bother someone else.
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    • I couldn't give less of a shit about captions, but constant comments bitching about them is annoying as shit.
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    • He was about to nod but he stopped himself
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    • I think he meant to say Alabama not America
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    • Oh shit, that's my cousin Earl
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    • Veal 25d
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    • He stayed professional too 😂
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    • Don’t like using this twice in a row but I feel I need to because it fits
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    • Well documented
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    • That cashier is like whatever you say man just tryin to make a sale
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    • Hol up
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    • Wait a minute
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    • Funny how the sales guy was still onboard as he was shooting the boyfriend
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    • Alabama: 100
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    • Tbh, I can slightly appreciate the caption left out the zinger
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    • Had me in the first part, not gonna lie.
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    • Low key got me when he chuckled after he said the punchline
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    • I was honestly thinking the sales guy tricked mustache man's daughter Into buying something she couldn't afford. So he came to tell him what's good in an indirect way
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    • Honestly people need to quit bitching about the caption, I hardly notice it, or I just don’t give a shit about it.
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    • How is that everyone agrees captions are shit but memes still have captions.
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    • I never thought I’d see Cassidy Campbell on iFunny. But also fuck this caption
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    • Imagine beating up your daughters bf because theyre having sex.. u know the things people do in a relationship
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    • Definition of paying it cool in customer service.
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    • Am i the only one who can overlook captions?
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    • Alabamas always up to something these days.
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    • Sounds about white
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    • Anyone else get the bill burr vibe when he said good spread?? No one.... ok..
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    • That is the mindset of these trump supporters 😂😂😂
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    • The caption was too scared to say "but me" to complete what he actually said
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    • Sounds about white..
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    • Hello, FBI? Yep, this one right here...
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    • Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so b
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    • That guy was hella professional about it
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    • Not america motherfucking Alabama
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