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When you don't let the pizza rolls cool off
When you don't let the pizza rolls cool off
Monday
What generation does Forrest
Gump belong to?
Today
What?
Ge
Today
I don't get it
Monday What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Today What? Ge Today I don't get it
Can we talk about how prepared southern women are to hide a body? If I ever said a man mistreated me, a southern lady with her teased blonde hair would come out of the void to be like "my brother has some hogs" or "my daddy has a well" like how many times have you done this Barbra
Can we talk about how prepared southern women are to hide a body? If I ever said a man mistreated me, a southern lady with her teased blonde hair would come out of the void to be like "my brother has some hogs" or "my daddy has a well" like how many times have you done this Barbra
friend: "how's life?" me: "everything's on track thanks"
the track:
friend: "how's life?" me: "everything's on track thanks" the track:
Everybody: FREE BRITNEY
The Universe:
Best I can do is free Bill Cosby
Everybody: FREE BRITNEY The Universe: Best I can do is free Bill Cosby
Me at Motel 6 with multiple years of sobriety watching the hooker I paid for with my stimulus check rip hits off a crack pipe
TS
Me at Motel 6 with multiple years of sobriety watching the hooker I paid for with my stimulus check rip hits off a crack pipe TS
When you survive a bear attack and
then hit up your favorite Starbucks to celebrate.
I ii
with
When you survive a bear attack and then hit up your favorite Starbucks to celebrate. I ii with
Him: Nice scar you have there beautiful,
C-section
Her: No that's where my penis was
Him: Nice scar you have there beautiful, C-section Her: No that's where my penis was