myplaymate
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LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I MADE A "PEW PEW" STAR WARS LAZER BLASTER NOISE WHEN JIZZED ALL OWER YOUR TITTIES
SUFFER FROM IMMATURE EIACULATION
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I MADE A "PEW PEW" STAR WARS LAZER BLASTER NOISE WHEN JIZZED ALL OWER YOUR TITTIES SUFFER FROM IMMATURE EIACULATION
When an ugly girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl
Ride hard. Don't look back.
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
When an ugly girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl Ride hard. Don't look back.
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
Dear journal,
I finally let her eat my ass today.
She jerked me off and licked all over my gooch and bootyhole until
I nutted all over her hand. I think she's the one.
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Dear journal, I finally let her eat my ass today. She jerked me off and licked all over my gooch and bootyhole until I nutted all over her hand. I think she's the one.
When she's snort, thick, talks shit, doesn't listen at all,
just a little bipolar and have attitude for SSS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
When she's snort, thick, talks shit, doesn't listen at all, just a little bipolar and have attitude for SSS
HIM: [during sex] call me names
ME: [panicking] optimus prime
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
HIM: [during sex] call me names ME: [panicking] optimus prime
When you are a man, a woman, a drag queen, Thanos, Toreto, Kratos, Kardashian,
Terminator and the final boss from
Mortal Kombat at the same time:
myplaymate myplaymate
5 apr
When you are a man, a woman, a drag queen, Thanos, Toreto, Kratos, Kardashian, Terminator and the final boss from Mortal Kombat at the same time:
Pornstars get
$18,000 for anal I don't even get a warning.
myplaymate myplaymate
2 apr
Pornstars get $18,000 for anal I don't even get a warning.
When you and the girls at
Karaoke night tryna hit that old school Mariah Carey Cx
myplaymate myplaymate
2 apr
When you and the girls at Karaoke night tryna hit that old school Mariah Carey Cx
When it's been along
"But you "Still gotta go to the., grocery and go home to cook a meal because hot everyone is a
~ billionaire like Bruce Wayne
myplaymate myplaymate
26 mar
When it's been along "But you "Still gotta go to the., grocery and go home to cook a meal because hot everyone is a ~ billionaire like Bruce Wayne