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THE LOSER
by Shel Silverstein
Mama said I'd lose my head it wasn't fastened on. Can't even think about it
Today I guess it wasn't "Cause my brain is in it.
'Cause while playing with my cousin I guess "ll sit down
On this rock
It fell off and rolled away
And now it's gone.
And rest for just minute...
And I can't look for it
'Cause my eyes are init,
And I can't call to it
'Cause my mouth is on it
(Couldn't hear me anyway
'Cause my ears are onit),
THE LOSER by Shel Silverstein Mama said I'd lose my head it wasn't fastened on. Can't even think about it Today I guess it wasn't "Cause my brain is in it. 'Cause while playing with my cousin I guess "ll sit down On this rock It fell off and rolled away And now it's gone. And rest for just minute... And I can't look for it 'Cause my eyes are init, And I can't call to it 'Cause my mouth is on it (Couldn't hear me anyway 'Cause my ears are onit),
CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES
AT THIS BIG SKI RESORT
CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES AT THIS BIG SKI RESORT
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.
Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
when a person is going around giving hugs and they're almost to you
when a person is going around giving hugs and they're almost to you
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
they hatin!
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' they hatin!
When your ex says "you won't find a chick half the woman I am"
When your ex says "you won't find a chick half the woman I am"
Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he cooked a ribeye steak in an air fryer
@raddad
Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he cooked a ribeye steak in an air fryer @raddad
Braden Snakeskin f@ 2imins-
Big booty dwarf with barbecue sauce on her titties
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Braden Snakeskin f@ 2imins- Big booty dwarf with barbecue sauce on her titties @ Adan Paddy 1 Comment fana Comment Share Braden Snakeskin Oh shit, this ain't Google Like Reply
Saw your mom on her way into work.
<l. -g
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Saw your mom on her way into work. <l. -g GVERSIZEIESCORTSI