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This is the most majestic dog I've ever seen
Give your dog imaginary oats they realize
The Chinese Water Deer has movable teeth!
The tusks are loosely rooted in the socket.
A band of tissue within the gum (red), loops around the tooth at its base, and
pulls it forward into combat position.
The Chinese Water Deer has movable teeth! The tusks are loosely rooted in the socket. A band of tissue within the gum (red), loops around the tooth at its base, and pulls it forward into combat position.
Awesome! :)
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17 dec 2020
agonate to my KicKstarter SO I Can Dulid a time machine and
1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
2. seduce cleopatra
"oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?" you might ask because you're a moron. it's simple: i'm 6'2" and i'm fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6'2" is unreasonably gigantically
tall in the BC times.
so cleopatra will be like "a giant? AND he's got stretch marks?" and she'll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body
then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days.
kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come.
theirisianprincess
My favorite part of this is that OP didn't feel the need to explain how he'd get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
16 dec 2020
agonate to my KicKstarter SO I Can Dulid a time machine and 1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai 2. seduce cleopatra "oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?" you might ask because you're a moron. it's simple: i'm 6'2" and i'm fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6'2" is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. so cleopatra will be like "a giant? AND he's got stretch marks?" and she'll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. theirisianprincess My favorite part of this is that OP didn't feel the need to explain how he'd get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.
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17 dec 2020
what my german shepherd thinks he looks like:
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16 dec 2020
My always plays jazz Zeus for bath time...
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16 dec 2020
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16 dec 2020