agonate to my KicKstarter SO I Can Dulid a time machine and
1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
2. seduce cleopatra
"oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?" you might ask because you're a moron. it's simple: i'm 6'2" and i'm fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6'2" is unreasonably gigantically
tall in the BC times.
so cleopatra will be like "a giant? AND he's got stretch marks?" and she'll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body
then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days.
kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come.
My favorite part of this is that OP didn't feel the need to explain how he'd get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.