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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and
Productivity
rizaoftheowls
me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.
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26 sep 2020
my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look
at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, "acceptable"
this is funny and awful at the same time
BB rainbowtalks
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26 sep 2020
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, "acceptable" this is funny and awful at the same time BB rainbowtalks Source: dotinadamen
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
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26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Happy one year anniversary to the
Morrisons basil my flatmate innocently bought when we moved in. To anyone who has ever killed a supermarket herb plant: I'm afraid yours died so that our basil overlord could reign supreme
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26 sep 2020
Happy one year anniversary to the Morrisons basil my flatmate innocently bought when we moved in. To anyone who has ever killed a supermarket herb plant: I'm afraid yours died so that our basil overlord could reign supreme
it's time to get..... nsfw
This post gives me anxiety
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26 sep 2020
it's time to get..... nsfw This post gives me anxiety
Marc @
@MarcSnetiker
TikTok and that cups song from Pitch
Perfect narrowly avoiding each other like asteroids
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24 sep 2020
Marc @ @MarcSnetiker TikTok and that cups song from Pitch Perfect narrowly avoiding each other like asteroids
Himbs loves newHAT TO
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23 sep 2020
Himbs loves newHAT TO
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UGH NO rLL JusT hello itis store LEAVE
policy everyone
'must wear a mask,
would you tke a
free one?
RB
sir that was not the mic drop you thought it was
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EXACTLY
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23 sep 2020
fishfishlove Follow UGH NO rLL JusT hello itis store LEAVE policy everyone 'must wear a mask, would you tke a free one? RB sir that was not the mic drop you thought it was whitmerule Follow EXACTLY fishfishlove Follow Source: fishfishlove 17,797 notes > tl
Swedish TV accidentally puts subtitles from a kid's show over a political debate, and it's
brilliant:
will build the best sand castle in the gala
He's got my vote
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23 sep 2020
Swedish TV accidentally puts subtitles from a kid's show over a political debate, and it's brilliant: will build the best sand castle in the gala He's got my vote
homemade bread capybara..
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23 sep 2020
homemade bread capybara..