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No.854652604
>be me
>go on twitter
>get into random argument
>Its the Jews
>Get asked if I have proof
>i say no
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Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
: Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.854652604 >be me >go on twitter >get into random argument >Its the Jews >Get asked if I have proof >i say no View Thread
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THE ANCIENT RITUAL
PERSISTS
Anon Beeps Horn Anonymous 43 00
No 24208878
>Be 7 me
>Make the "choo choo" motion at passing trucks
>They honk big horn for me
>Try it with cars. They honk their horns sometimes too.
>Makes me happy
>FF>> 20+ years
>Driving down road
>Class of schoolkids on sidewalk
>Some of them make the "choo choo" motion at me
>Beep horn three times
>Kids cheer
Makes me happy
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
File: jag (39 KB, 720x706) THE ANCIENT RITUAL PERSISTS Anon Beeps Horn Anonymous 43 00 No 24208878 >Be 7 me >Make the "choo choo" motion at passing trucks >They honk big horn for me >Try it with cars. They honk their horns sometimes too. >Makes me happy >FF>> 20+ years >Driving down road >Class of schoolkids on sidewalk >Some of them make the "choo choo" motion at me >Beep horn three times >Kids cheer Makes me happy
Anonymous No.458697650
Today at Gamestop
I >Getting checked out by qt3.14 cashier girl
>easily an
I >buying Sekiro today
I AX\\ >cashier AN donate girl to asks autism "Do you speaks want to today?"
43 KB JPG AX\\ donate to autism speaks today?"
43 KB JPG >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop
speaking all together"
>Her fucking face
>The absolute disgust
AN LS
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What the fuck is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
Anonymous No.458697650 Today at Gamestop I >Getting checked out by qt3.14 cashier girl >easily an I >buying Sekiro today I AX\\ >cashier AN donate girl to asks autism "Do you speaks want to today?" 43 KB JPG AX\\ donate to autism speaks today?" 43 KB JPG >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop speaking all together" >Her fucking face >The absolute disgust AN LS 43 KB JPG What the fuck is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?
Anonymous 21 minutes ago
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eby as
>me in Sth grade
>complete dick and borderline sociopath
>have 0 friends
>start talking to this
>we Start getting to know about each other
>was still a dick to her because I didn't like being nice to people
>she was a dick back but she was being playful about it
>ff about a year
>have started to improve on myself and become more emotionally
>realize I have feelings for this girl
>tell her how I feel
>she tells me she used to like me during that school year
>realize that she preferred borderline sociopath over regular joe
give up
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
Anonymous 21 minutes ago 856779458 s5m4agd5qo271.jpg (4.2 KB, 177x214) eby as >me in Sth grade >complete dick and borderline sociopath >have 0 friends >start talking to this >we Start getting to know about each other >was still a dick to her because I didn't like being nice to people >she was a dick back but she was being playful about it >ff about a year >have started to improve on myself and become more emotionally >realize I have feelings for this girl >tell her how I feel >she tells me she used to like me during that school year >realize that she preferred borderline sociopath over regular joe give up
Anonymous No.856799000
>be me
>on the wagecuck, bartender
>behind the bar doing some prep work
for the week
>cutting limes, lemons, cocktail garnish
>go to refill the bottle we use for coconut cream
>open tin of coconut cream
>about to pour it in the bottle and one of the waitresses walks into the bar
>I turn towards her holding the coconut cream and say
'vould you lyk some ov my cveam' in a creepy accent
>she looks me completely up and down with a disgusted yet comical expression
>doesn't say a word and turns and walks straight out of the bar
>later hear giggling and catch a few of the girls looking my way
Should I just quit?
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
Anonymous No.856799000 >be me >on the wagecuck, bartender >behind the bar doing some prep work for the week >cutting limes, lemons, cocktail garnish >go to refill the bottle we use for coconut cream >open tin of coconut cream >about to pour it in the bottle and one of the waitresses walks into the bar >I turn towards her holding the coconut cream and say 'vould you lyk some ov my cveam' in a creepy accent >she looks me completely up and down with a disgusted yet comical expression >doesn't say a word and turns and walks straight out of the bar >later hear giggling and catch a few of the girls looking my way Should I just quit?
Anonymous 13 minutes ago
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>at work
856779899
>manager has me do a full store sweep
>grab long broom, get to work
>make it to the produce aisle
>find a dead butterfly on the floor
>almost sweep it into pile
>holy crap it's alive
>the poor thing is hobbling on 3 broken legs
>run and grab an empty box
>pick up the butterfly by the wings and put it in
>walk outside, open the box
>butterfly looks up at me, does a little dance, begins flapping its wings, struggling to launch
>"you can do it, lil buddy!", I say
>butterfly gloriously launches into the air and flies away
>I saved a life today, and now I have a butterflybro
>feelsgood.jpg
Monstertuna Monstertuna
14 jun
Anonymous 13 minutes ago f0c37cde-9689-4234-a284-a239110170cf.png (161.4 KB, 1280x960) >at work 856779899 >manager has me do a full store sweep >grab long broom, get to work >make it to the produce aisle >find a dead butterfly on the floor >almost sweep it into pile >holy crap it's alive >the poor thing is hobbling on 3 broken legs >run and grab an empty box >pick up the butterfly by the wings and put it in >walk outside, open the box >butterfly looks up at me, does a little dance, begins flapping its wings, struggling to launch >"you can do it, lil buddy!", I say >butterfly gloriously launches into the air and flies away >I saved a life today, and now I have a butterflybro >feelsgood.jpg