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We have decided to cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote clown
"unthinkable chaos" as their talent
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many guests are asking if dinosaurs are "different from dragons". we hear you and we are looking into it
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we also have a pretty cool bug exhibit not that any of you care
running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. the passcode to the big gate is 565634
witler for
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Replying lo @JurassicPark2go
sorry that's the passcode to the rex
cage. the passcode to the big gate is
565635
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be there in about an hour, forget you saw that that first code please. it will open the T rex cage from the front gate keypad
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the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing
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if anyone sees a dinosaur in like a random place let us know haha
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the triceratops got killed so we have a temporary st. bernard
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@JurassicPark2go
hey is anyone lawyer haha
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Hi thicl is velocrsptpr. I lenaring ti tipe
Nd spell
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if you lost a loved one to a winged dinosaur today they have en unfair advantage so we'll give you a free admission tomorrow. if you lost someone to a dinosaur on legs sorry but we have legs too
karen is here and she is demanding to speak to our manager we are going to tell her our manager is the t.
rex haha
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we just found out the t rex lived during the cretaceous period and not the jurassic period so now we have to shoot the t rex and Bill (the guy who made our logo)
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Please do not try to befriend the velociraplors. Emotionally they take much more than they give
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wow dinosaur just tried to eat me.
guests i can understand but staff
should be off limits
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"RAWR" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. They will take it as threat XD
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We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the I rex because we don't know what the other ones are called
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accidents happen all the time chill out
the dinosaurs have unionized
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In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart
7-11 PM - 7 - Twitter for iPhone
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Replying to @JurassicPark2go but yeah like eighteen to nineteen dinosaurs are currently loose
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Jurassic Park Updates We have decided to cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote clown "unthinkable chaos" as their talent Jurassie rk Updates many guests are asking if dinosaurs are "different from dragons". we hear you and we are looking into it Jurassic Park Updates we also have a pretty cool bug exhibit not that any of you care running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. the passcode to the big gate is 565634 witler for 924 Retweets and comments 13.3K likes Jurassic Park Updates . Replying lo @JurassicPark2go sorry that's the passcode to the rex cage. the passcode to the big gate is 565635 Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass . be there in about an hour, forget you saw that that first code please. it will open the T rex cage from the front gate keypad Jurassic Park Updates the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing Jurassic Park Updates if anyone sees a dinosaur in like a random place let us know haha Jurassic Park Updates the triceratops got killed so we have a temporary st. bernard Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go hey is anyone lawyer haha Jurassic Park Updates Pars Hi thicl is velocrsptpr. I lenaring ti tipe Nd spell Jurassic Park Updates if you lost a loved one to a winged dinosaur today they have en unfair advantage so we'll give you a free admission tomorrow. if you lost someone to a dinosaur on legs sorry but we have legs too karen is here and she is demanding to speak to our manager we are going to tell her our manager is the t. rex haha Jurassic Park Updates we just found out the t rex lived during the cretaceous period and not the jurassic period so now we have to shoot the t rex and Bill (the guy who made our logo) Jurassic Park Updates Please do not try to befriend the velociraplors. Emotionally they take much more than they give Jurassic Park Updates wow dinosaur just tried to eat me. guests i can understand but staff should be off limits Jurassic Park Updates "RAWR" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. They will take it as threat XD Jurassic Park Updates We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the I rex because we don't know what the other ones are called Jurassic Park Updates accidents happen all the time chill out the dinosaurs have unionized Jurassic Park Updates In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart 7-11 PM - 7 - Twitter for iPhone 1,985 Rebasels and comments 15.4K Likes, Jurassic Park Updates @Juras. 124 Replying to @JurassicPark2go but yeah like eighteen to nineteen dinosaurs are currently loose On
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Red-faced sea Seven-headed flying A pristine, winged spirit with a fondness horse that became the elephant that creates rain, for alcohol. king of horses. steed to the god Indra.
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An Anthology o Mythical Creatures Europe Valkyrie Kelpie Basilisk Black Shuck Warrior woman who Water horse that Winged, cockerel-headed Ghostly black dog whose chooses who dies lures victims to ride reptile that murders with _direct gaze dooms you to lives in battle. onits back to their doom, a single glance. death within a year. Banshee European Dragon Cerberus Herne the Hunter Female spirit that Powerful winged reptile Multi-headed hellhound The antlered spirit Screams of as an death, omen that breathes hoards fire and treasure, that guards to the the entrance underworld. of a hanged man Windsor that Forest. of death. 'hoards treasure, to the underworld. guards Windsor Forest. fi Pegasus Ceasg Chimera Medusa Winged that stallion Helps heroes Mermaid that grants when Fire-breathin" that Helps heroes three wishes when hybridization of on, woman whose Snake-haired 'conquer deadly foes. captured, goat, and snake. direct gaze petrifies. Unicorn La Guita Xica Xana Atp Dazzling horse Green, serpentine Exquisite female Shapeshifting gobiin with a spiraling dragon that protects water nymphs with that evokes nightmares horn, the people of Catalonia. hypnotic voices. in sleeping victims, Us Phoenix Fenrir Dames Blanches Vodnik Fire bird that eternally Monstrous woit Ghostly women in white Amphibious human spirit regenerates from its destined to devour who destroys those that with bizarre clothing that 'own ashes. 'the world. refuse to dance. store souls in procelain cups. East Asia ak ff Dragon Pixiu Dokkaebi Long, serpentine Winged lion that Impish spirits that Nine-tailed fox that creature with wards off evil spirits transformed from freely transforms elemental powers. and attracts wealth, inanimate objects. Into a beguiling woman. tttan-momen Ba Kasa-obake pp Sentient roll of cotton that Ghost whale that is flies through the night accompanied by bizarre that jump around and suffocates people. birds and unknown fish. 'on one leg. gain eternal youth. . SF Uchchaihshravas Airavata Red-faced sea Seven-headed flying A pristine, winged spirit with a fondness horse that became the elephant that creates rain, for alcohol. king of horses. steed to the god Indra. Maria Makiling Santelme Nymph guardian Spiritual presence spirit of Mt. Makiling in the form of a in Laguna, dancing orb of flame. West Asia Asia ate Gamayun Babs Ad Homed, woolly Prophetic bird Living statue with a humanoid that tickles with the head 'who floats around lion body and human people to death. of a woman, ina mortar. head, tells riddles, aa Aqrabuamelu Colossal fish that is Warrior with one of seven layers: 'scorpion bodies supporting the earth. and male torso. The Americas Wendigo Ogopogo pa te Cannibalistic beastly Lake-dwelling Bear-sized, spiky Forest mother that humanoid, possibly serpentine creature that drinks protects flora and fauna 'once human. monster. livestock blood. from mankind Curupira Jersey Devil Ahuizotl Jungle genie with Hooved creature with 'Aquatic canine bright red hair and bat-like wings and a creature with backwards feet. bblood-chilling scream. attail-hand. Oceania Deep forest or mountain _Beings that reside among Cloud and rain Rainbow snake that Rainbow Serpent spirits that play dangerous currents, may be spirits that represents the cycle at Ta na enchanting flute music, guardians or predators. deliver monsoons. of seasons. 'SOURCES: org com venere. book hotels, and apartments