Midnight_the_Dragon
Midnight_the_Dragon
Eastern Pacific Dragon, 22, lives on Santa Catalina Island. All works I post are not mine unless I say otherwise.
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& literary agent needing jerk
@rajandelman
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: space has billionaires nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a guillotine getting back on the rocket-ship* space has billionaires
AM - - Twitter for Android
& literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: space has billionaires nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a guillotine getting back on the rocket-ship* space has billionaires AM - - Twitter for Android
Got No Chill
Guess the movie.
Bird box?
Got No Chill Guess the movie. Bird box?
PEOPLE: How lazy are you?
ME:
PEOPLE: How lazy are you? ME:
When you're facing the final boss with a customizable character in the cutscene
When you're facing the final boss with a customizable character in the cutscene
The Magic Schoolbus could be inside your ass right now & you'd have no idea
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The Magic Schoolbus could be inside your ass right now & you'd have no idea 20
Figured this would ruin at least one persons day
KA
Figured this would ruin at least one persons day KA
ASAP Shapiro
amitchthammarath
Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep
dreamin pal.
sam (in a meeting)
aTheAccountOfSam
shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear
ASAP Shapiro amitchthammarath Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep dreamin pal. sam (in a meeting) aTheAccountOfSam shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear