GataLoca
GataLoca
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LOOK, MAN; STOP ASKING ME IF I'D STAY BY A LAKE FOR AIMILLION DOLLARS
CA AND THE THE MILLION DOLLARS.
LOOK, MAN; STOP ASKING ME IF I'D STAY BY A LAKE FOR AIMILLION DOLLARS CA AND THE THE MILLION DOLLARS.
This is Miller. A good boy who lost some pounds. He just wanted to post his transformation pic to inspire you
This is Miller. A good boy who lost some pounds. He just wanted to post his transformation pic to inspire you
Hello. My name is Catherine.
I'd like to adopt a purebred cat from your shelter. Preferably
British Shorthair. I don't like mixed breeds for aesthetic reasons.
Do you have one?
Yes, we have one British Shorthair.
But he wants to live with only
British people. He doesn't like mixed breeds for aesthetic reasons.
WHAT?!
Provide us with your ancestry .
documents to proceed with the adoption.
Hello. My name is Catherine. I'd like to adopt a purebred cat from your shelter. Preferably British Shorthair. I don't like mixed breeds for aesthetic reasons. Do you have one? Yes, we have one British Shorthair. But he wants to live with only British people. He doesn't like mixed breeds for aesthetic reasons. WHAT?! Provide us with your ancestry . documents to proceed with the adoption.
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list..
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list..
Took me all day yesterday but finally finished. A pallet I made from an old coffee table.
Took me all day yesterday but finally finished. A pallet I made from an old coffee table.
really think 1t's time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool:
really think 1t's time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool:
AND SHALL TURN THIS MOP FEMINIST Janp BUCKET INTO A FULFILLING CAREER AND A BANK ACCOUNT FAIRY GODMOTHER II SO YOU _ONLY NEED MARRY IF YOU REALLY WANT TO...
DD
AND SHALL TURN THIS MOP FEMINIST Janp BUCKET INTO A FULFILLING CAREER AND A BANK ACCOUNT FAIRY GODMOTHER II SO YOU _ONLY NEED MARRY IF YOU REALLY WANT TO... DD
I got me one of those fancy robot vacuum cleaners that thing went under my couch then it came out coughing did some circles then it flipped over, is this normal?
I got me one of those fancy robot vacuum cleaners that thing went under my couch then it came out coughing did some circles then it flipped over, is this normal?
GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE PEOPLE I CANNOT CHANGE.
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE DIRECTION WHEN SEE THEM COMING.
AND THE WISDOM TO NOT TRY TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THEM WHEN I CAN'T AVOID THEM.
AMEN!
GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE PEOPLE I CANNOT CHANGE. THE COURAGE TO CHANGE DIRECTION WHEN SEE THEM COMING. AND THE WISDOM TO NOT TRY TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THEM WHEN I CAN'T AVOID THEM. AMEN!
Anyone: Don't do that
Anyone: Don't do that