Dontbesoserious
Dontbesoserious
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Him: What do you wanna do tonight?
Her:
Him: What do you wanna do tonight? Her:
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road
My wife ordered a Bezos model rocket
I didn't even know she loved space
adam.the ere
My wife ordered a Bezos model rocket I didn't even know she loved space adam.the ere
When you find out how much
they make with "Onlyfans"
When you find out how much they make with "Onlyfans"
BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
WW
BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable. WW
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I KEEP TO MYSELF?
BECAUSE I'VE HEARD MUCH
OF MY BUSINESS COME FROM PEOPLE I DIDN'T TELL IT TO
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I KEEP TO MYSELF? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD MUCH OF MY BUSINESS COME FROM PEOPLE I DIDN'T TELL IT TO
If she sits on your face she legally owns you
Squatters rights and all that
If she sits on your face she legally owns you Squatters rights and all that