CaptainBlighsRevenge
CaptainBlighsRevenge
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Storm troopers don't have shitty aim
The peace loving Empire always fires nonfatal and I warning shots. Whereas the war-mongering rebels destroyed two massive space stations with millions on board.
Storm troopers don't have shitty aim The peace loving Empire always fires nonfatal and I warning shots. Whereas the war-mongering rebels destroyed two massive space stations with millions on board.
THESE DUMB ASSHOLES ARE HOLDING LEFT HANDS
THESE DUMB ASSHOLES ARE HOLDING LEFT HANDS
There are
billionaires on this planet and not one of those losers has decided to become
Batman.
There are billionaires on this planet and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman.
The lady who gets in the hot tub right next to you on every Carnival Cruise
The lady who gets in the hot tub right next to you on every Carnival Cruise
Do you wanna sit on my face?
Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?
Do you wanna sit on my face? Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?
WHEN BUSINESS IS SO GOOD YOU OPEN A SECOND LOCATION
WHEN BUSINESS IS SO GOOD YOU OPEN A SECOND LOCATION
BHAPPY
SPEED } BIRTHDAY BETTY HUMPTER
UH, BETTY HUMPTER?
BHAPPY SPEED } BIRTHDAY BETTY HUMPTER UH, BETTY HUMPTER?