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my fend feft her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
Jook at his selt-satistied litte face, the cheeky shit
'motherfucking australia
It there was a post to descnbe australia, this is it
'you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
that in australia, you nave wits birds that just fy from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That's what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fy into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a tite bit
cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel,
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookabura literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. Itis literally called
'swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit fucking brutal
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of
'swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kall us.
no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the
'way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out ift to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual tuck australia
my fend feft her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this Jook at his selt-satistied litte face, the cheeky shit 'motherfucking australia It there was a post to descnbe australia, this is it 'you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you nave wits birds that just fy from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fy into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a tite bit cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel, Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookabura literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. Itis literally called 'swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit fucking brutal My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of 'swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kall us. no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the 'way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out ift to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual tuck australia