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hem cowes to judge themselves against: So! A book isa loaded gun in the house next door. Burn it. Take the shot from weapon. Breach man's mind. Who knows who might be the ta, get of the well-read so when man? Me? I won't stomach them for a min. ute And so when houses were finaly ireproofed completely over the world (you were correct in your assumption the other Aight) there was no longer need of firemen for the old purposes They were given the new job, as custodians of our peace of mind, the focus of our understandable and rightful dread of being in- ferior; official censors, judges, and executors. That's you, Monta and that's me." The door to the parlor opened and Mildred stood there looking in at them, looking at Beatty and then at Montag. Be- hind her the walls of the room were flooded with green and yel- low and orange fireworks sizzling and bursting to some music composed almost completely of trap drums, tom-toms, and cymbals Her mouth moved and she was saying something but the sound covered it. Beatty knocked his pipe into the palm of his pink hand, studied the ashes as if they were a symbol to be diagnosed and searched for meaning. 'Wolimuseunderstind that our civilizations so \vast that we yourself, What do we want in this country, above all? People want to be happy, isn't that right? Haven't you heard it all your life? I want to be happy, people say. Well, aren't they? Dontt we keep them moving, don't we give them fun? That's all we live for, isnt it? For plea- sure, for titillation? And you must admit our culture provides plenty of these." Montag could lip-read Mildred was in the "Yes." Ray Bradbury jooray. He urn ried and not read to look ather was there mouth, because then Beatty urn and read what was there, too. 4golored' people don't like Little Black Sambol its Barn White people don't feel good about Uncle Cabin writtera bOOK on teb and cancer of the Cigarette people are weeping? Burn the book. Serenity, 'Peace, Montag; Take your fight outside, Better yet, into the in- Five minutes after a person is dead he's on his way to the Big Flue, the Incinerators serviced by helicopters all over the coun= tey'Ten minutes after death a man's a speck of black dust. Let' not quibble over individuals with memoriams. Forget them. Burn all, burn everything, Fire is bright and fire is clean." 'The fireworks died in the parlor behind Mildred. She had the same time; a miraculous coincidence. stopped talking Montag held his breath: "There was a girl next door," he said, slow "She's gone now, "She's gone now, think, dead. I can't even remember her face. But she was differ- ent. How-how did she Aappen?" Beatty smiled, "Here or there, that's bound to occur. Clarisse McClellan? We've a record on her family. We've watched them carefully. Heredity and environment are funny things. You canvt rid yourselves of all the odd ducks in just a few years. The home environment can undo a lot you try to do at school. That's why we've lowered the kindergarten age year after year until now we're almost snatching them from the cradle. We had some false alarms on the McClellans, when they lived in Chicago. Never found a book. Uncle had a mixed record; antisocial. The gitl? "She's gone now, She was a time bomb. The family had been feeding her subcon- scious, I'm sure, from what I saw of her school record. She didn't want to know ow a thing was done, but why. That can be em-
FIEND SLASHER Weapon (Greatsword), Legendary /+3), Special (Reach, Heavy, Two-Handed), Requires Attunement "It was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron." This unwieldy sword was once created by one of the most skillful blacksmiths of a distant land, and waited to be used by the mightiest of all warriors. This massive blade has been bathed in battle with the blood of many inhuman creatures, cutting down their mere existence from this plane. This greatsword is extremely heavy, requiring a Strength score of 18 to even wield it. Due to its sheer weight and size when swung, this blade deals an additional of damage, making it a total of slashing damage. You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this greatsword Ifyou hit a celestial, fey, or fiend with this sword the bonus becomes a +3 and the creaure takes an additional force damage. Whirlwind: As an action, the wielder spins recklessly using the weight of their weapon to aid in the momentum, attacking multiple enemies in a destructive spiral pattern. Every creature within a 10 ft radius of the wielder must make a DC 18 Dexterity saving throw or suffer slashing damage. If the creatures in that area are celestial, fey or fiends, you get to add the bonuses for hitting that type of creature. You can use this feature a number of times equal to half your proficiency bonus rounded down, regaining all uses after completing a long rest. HAND CANNON Weapon (Firearm Rare, Ranged (Loading Ammunition) This ingenious and hidden weapon requires the wearer to be missing one of their arms to be built into a prosthetic one. In the barrel of the arm, filled with gunpowder, resides a single shot small lead cannonball As an action, the wearer lower the wrist of the prosthetic arm and fire the cannonball, using the wearer's Dexterity modifier, to a single target. The shot deals bludgeoning and 446 fire damage, and the affected creature must succeed a DC 16 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. The cannon can't be reloaded until the wearer takes a short rest to do so. Each shot uses a lead cannonball of at least and worth of gunpowder. CREDITS: Fiend Slasher and Hand Cannon by Jhamkul Dragon Slayer Sword art by Kentaro Miura Guts Arm Cannon by Art of War
stevezaragoza Thank you @random_tangentx for the belated bday gift, a handmade "Goatse mug".... Just what I've always wanted... (don't look it up mom) Now, that's a name I've not heard in a lona time. A long time.
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A Native American named Joseph Medicine Crow was fighting in WWII when he completed the four tasks required to become a war chief; he touched an enemy without killing him, took an enemy's weapon, led a successful war party, and stole 50 horses from a German camp. 17.8k C) 365 Share BEST COMMENTS C) awards Mother fimeaer was doing side quests ina REAL WAR.
The Bloodbath Kellerbot finds Minima! hiding in the cornucopia and kills him. Ms Mazukine snaps od neck. thatdog kills TriceracOp with his own weapon. CreamSicle17 is unable to convince CuteKatPhish to not kill him. Cajun snaps Hibikibi's neck. Day InsaneinTheMembran3 is unable to convince mikeroz to not kill him. Cajun kills DortyDon with a hatchet. Kellerbot sets an explosive of, killing Mezmurr. mkijwolf taints NublarRex's food, killing him. Night No deaths occurred. Day 2 MemerSupremer and MommyHungerGamez work together to drown mikeroz. MDestroyer20 unknowingly eats toxic berries. Arena Event The arena tums pitch black and nobody can see a thing. finds and kills fortnightburgerdotnet, who was making too much noise. mkjjwolf accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. Cajun trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. thatdog flails his weapon around, accidently killing Rendar. Coolcoline flails his weapon around, accidently Killing GeneralGarfeild. Spooderdooder accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. HeatUp trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. Doodle Biscuits flails his weapon around, accidently killing CuteKatPhish. RandomCreature flails his weapon around, accidently killing clkmans7. Hental HaremSS finds and kills MiemerSupremer, who was making too much noise. mr poopy butthole accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. Ms Mazukine trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. The Feast Doodle Biscuits and Kellerbot track down and kill Siddymac. thruonk decapitates Unyix with a sword. Hentai HaremSS kills 4champ for his supplies. Bay Pur ple kills MommyHungerGamez while she is resting. Arena Event The arena tums pitch black and nobody can see a thing. th trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. Coolcoline trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. Hental HaremSS accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. Pur ple accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. RandomCreature accidently makes contact with spiny, lethal plant life. Night 3 No deaths occurred. Day 4 thruonk kills Doodle Biscuits with a sickle. Kellerbot dies of dysentery. The winner is thruonk from District 12! Proceed. Recap
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Technically the AR15 isn't a weapon of war, since it never saw combat. Instead the US military went with the instead Bloodknight54
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