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"Bee Nott Afrayed
Of Anny Man
Thatt Walks Beneath The Skys
Tho Big He Bee Or Small You Bee
For I Will Equalize"
"Bee Nott Afrayed Of Anny Man Thatt Walks Beneath The Skys Tho Big He Bee Or Small You Bee For I Will Equalize"
When Tony walks in on me watching midget porn on his computer
When Tony walks in on me watching midget porn on his computer
LOVE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS TO THE CEMETERY
LOVE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS TO THE CEMETERY
fuck /b/ they're back
>be me last night
>live in house built in 1900-1910s
>get in bed around with my cat
650 KB JPG >cuddling and watching YT
>at some point he gets up and walks to my closet door
>starts flipping the fuck out and jumps up on windowsill licking himself like crazy
>starts clawing at the window a ton
>is completely avoiding the floor only jumping up on my dresser, bed, and window
>feel some liquid start dripping on me
>there's nothing on me and nothing coming from the ceiling
>start seeing grey figures pop up around my bed
>grab special Damascus knife I keep next to bed since it's the holy steel
>the figures disappear
>a couple sec later I hear human screaming outside
>can hear it come up to porch steps
>loud crack and screaming stops
>hear footsteps come up porch towards windows
>see figure move past first window
>goes around corner to second window
>it looks like some pale, mangy. dog with human like front legs
>starts fucking with window
>windows are just wood frames with glass so no locks
>window Starts to lift up
>dive out first window with cat and knife
>jump up on railing and climb onto roof just before it reaches me
>wait it out till sunrise in boxers on roof with cat
>watch it go into woods behind house
>get back inside and in bed
>cat finally calms down and goes to bed
haven't slept yet, this is the time this has happened but it's never been this bad
Pic related it's my cat now that's he's sleeping
fuck /b/ they're back >be me last night >live in house built in 1900-1910s >get in bed around with my cat 650 KB JPG >cuddling and watching YT >at some point he gets up and walks to my closet door >starts flipping the fuck out and jumps up on windowsill licking himself like crazy >starts clawing at the window a ton >is completely avoiding the floor only jumping up on my dresser, bed, and window >feel some liquid start dripping on me >there's nothing on me and nothing coming from the ceiling >start seeing grey figures pop up around my bed >grab special Damascus knife I keep next to bed since it's the holy steel >the figures disappear >a couple sec later I hear human screaming outside >can hear it come up to porch steps >loud crack and screaming stops >hear footsteps come up porch towards windows >see figure move past first window >goes around corner to second window >it looks like some pale, mangy. dog with human like front legs >starts fucking with window >windows are just wood frames with glass so no locks >window Starts to lift up >dive out first window with cat and knife >jump up on railing and climb onto roof just before it reaches me >wait it out till sunrise in boxers on roof with cat >watch it go into woods behind house >get back inside and in bed >cat finally calms down and goes to bed haven't slept yet, this is the time this has happened but it's never been this bad Pic related it's my cat now that's he's sleeping
Me: *Watching UFC peacefully*
*My mom walks in the room*
The UFC Fighters:
Qoxat BB onvcaHu
Me: *Watching UFC peacefully* *My mom walks in the room* The UFC Fighters: Qoxat BB onvcaHu
*Dad walks into strip club*
Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"
*Dad walks into strip club* Dad: "Twerking hard or hardly twerking?"