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>"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival
as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho
Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio!
Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I I get the prize money?"