Lobster For Sale
I) Dimitri The Village Farms
Selling my lobster, Goose, I love him dearly however it is time he found a new friend, great with kids and pets, my dog is a little nervous around him but with proper training I'm sure your dog will love him just as much as I hope you will. He gets fussy when he isn't taken for a walk, he mainly eats small fish, however I have found that he loves a small piece of orange after dinner as desert. He hates any music by
Johnny cash, if you play it he will destroy anything around him.
Somebody, anybody... Buy me this goddamn lobster already