: Anonymous Fri) No.85955895
>be me few years ago
>on double date with best friend and his of
>my of is religious girl
>everything is going great
65 KB JPG >we are paying the bill when best friend mentions something about a butterfly knife
>'yeah, you butterfly deez nuts in your face"
>best friend dies laughing
>best friend of is giggling
>my of is just staring at me
>"anon, I think we should see other people"
>laugh harder thinking she was joking
>she walks out of the restaurant and into best friend gf's car (I drove her there)
>everyone is super quiet
>'idk what she's on about anon, it was pretty funny"
>fast forward to yesterday
>talking with best friend
>he mentions the double date
>laugh my ass off because I'm over it
>look her up on Facebook
>200 pounds fatter with 2 kids and no husband
Fuck vou Ashley rot in hell.