: Anonymous No.859836130
>Wake up at
>Dry shave with a month old razor soaked in capcasin.
y > cleanse body with dirt in backyard.
>Drive to work blasting audio books in
Spanish and English simultaneously.
>Sprint inside to work as a welder for
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>Dont wear PPE. Stare straight Into arcs.
>Finish shift 3 hours late without overtime and run the rest of the way home.
> dive face first into your backyard and immediately begin blasting boots on your 15 loudspeakers to drift off to sleep.
>Are you tired?
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: Anonymous No.859836247
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>859836130 (OP) #
Protip: none of this makes you a "real man"
: Anonymous No.859836451
It makes you a real Chad.