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Beijing Hotel Brochure
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping Obviously, it it and has reading been it translat-
whenever she feels depressed. it
Obviously, it has been translat-
ed directly, word for word from Mandarin to English
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you
'will go round the bend. 'The manager will await you in the entrance hall.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
'The Hotel:
'This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery
Highly skilled nurses are available
in the evenings to put down your children, Guests are invited to conju- gate in the bar and expose them- selves to others. But please note that
Ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, no guest is ever left alone to play
with them self.
The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully
chosen to be ordinary and unvxcit ing At dinner, our quartet will cirew late from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room:
Every room has excellent facili- ties for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of out standing obscenity You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts,
Bed:
Your bed has been made in accor- dance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blous es and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above All:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope:
You will struggle to forget it.
Beijing Hotel Brochure A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping Obviously, it it and has reading been it translat- whenever she feels depressed. it Obviously, it has been translat- ed directly, word for word from Mandarin to English Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you 'will go round the bend. 'The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. 'The Hotel: 'This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children, Guests are invited to conju- gate in the bar and expose them- selves to others. But please note that Ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unvxcit ing At dinner, our quartet will cirew late from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facili- ties for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of out standing obscenity You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts, Bed: Your bed has been made in accor- dance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blous es and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope: You will struggle to forget it.