>be me, just another day at Blizzard
HQ I >2 women come in
>obviously new, they sat down at their desks
169KBPNG >get up out of my office chair to greet them
>my massive, throbbing boner-in-making almost bursted through my trousers out of sheer excitement
>alpha pheromones release from my body as I walk up to them
>one of them notices me as she slightly turns her head towards me, whispering to herself "...oh no..."
>my now erect penis can sense their fear
>they are both fully aware of my presence as I walk up to them
>"hey you guys are new here right?" As I put my hand on one of their shoulder
>every single male employee in the room takes notice of my act of dominance
>*ye,,, one of them stutters, looking down at their desk
>my penis is about to explode
>"that's alright, you'll get the hang of it around here pretty quick! Make yourself at home!"
>suddenly all the males in the room start to slowly beat their chest with one closed fist, slightly humming to themselves lean in towards these women, as I whisper to them
"it was my privilege"
>upon this act of powerplay, the women lost it and they ran to the lactation room
>vague monkey and ape noises emits from the room as all the men grab their crotch and shout in unison
"aroo, afoo, aroo"
>my penis, now diamonds, burst through my pants and ejaculates all over their desk
>find out a week later one of them committed suicide
>blasted "SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING" from the