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EPISODE 12.5 @NE
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY SWEET DOG, PATTI:
SHE WAS BORN ON MARCH 17, 1988 (ST. PATRICK'S DAY),
AND SHE'S PART BEAGLE AND PART SPITZ. WE OPEN ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 26, 2006 WHERE SHE'S LOOKING TOWARDS THE MOON FROM THE SAFETY OF HER PEN...
OH... TT HAVEN'T FELT AS SPRY AS USED TO, AND MY RUMP'S I SOITCHY. BUT THE MOON IS PRETTY TONIGHT. THAT ONE I TWINKLING DOT LURES ME MORE WITH IT'S SPARKLINESS. HMM...
I WISH I COULD WALK AND TALK LIKE MY MASTER, SOT COULD TELL HIM IN HIS LANGUAGE HOW I FEEL, THANK HIM FOR HIS YEARS OF KINDNESS, AND LET HIM KNOW I LOVE HIM.
HOOWWWLLLL...
WELL, I'LL HAVE A QUICK I SNACK BEFORE MY NIGHTLY SLUMBER.
NEXT DAY..]
PATTI? PATTI-GIRL.
TWEET! TWEET!
OKAY, SCAMPER,
I /HELLO. IT HAVE TO FEED PATTI NOW.
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
FOR OK, OK, HMM...
FOOD. COME I'M COMING... OK ON, GIRL.
AAHHH!!
PATTI, YOU CAN TALK?
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU LOOK
DIFFERENT
Too!
I HMM... WHAT ARE YOU...
HUH? WOW, I CAN SPEAK
YOUR LANGUAGE. HORRAY FOR ME.
HMM...
LITTLE DIZZY...
wow, I'M STANDING LIKE YOU,
MASTER!
MY WISH CAME TRUE?!
OH, MASTER, I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL
YOU HOW ELATED I FEEL. COME TO I THINK OF IT... FEEL SO YOUNG... I
LIKE AS IF I WAS THREE-YEARS OLD.
*THAT'S 21 IN DOG YEARS.*
WELL, WHILE I'M STILL IN SHOCK OVER YOUR TRANSFORMATION, I AM HAPPY THAT YOU FEEL HAPPY. COME,
LET'S GET SOME FOOD IN YOU, GIVE
YOU A BATH, AND A MAKEOVER WOULD BE GOOD, TOO.
ont oo
THANK YOU,
CHRIS! 4
OH, CHRIS, I AM SOO GREATFUL
FOR YOUR CARE OVER THE YEARS
OF MY LIFE, AND I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH. YET, I AM TIRED OF
BEING CONFINED IN MY PEN...
WITH MY NEW FORM, I CAN NOW
ROAM FREE! BUT I WOULDN'T WANT
TO PUT WORSE WEAR ON MY PAWS. I
WOW. I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL.
I CAN HELP YOu; I KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RUN FREE, AND HAVE I GREAT FRIENDS TO BE WITH
(AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SCARING THE NATIVES).
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EPISODE 12.5 @NE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY SWEET DOG, PATTI: SHE WAS BORN ON MARCH 17, 1988 (ST. PATRICK'S DAY), AND SHE'S PART BEAGLE AND PART SPITZ. WE OPEN ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 26, 2006 WHERE SHE'S LOOKING TOWARDS THE MOON FROM THE SAFETY OF HER PEN... OH... TT HAVEN'T FELT AS SPRY AS USED TO, AND MY RUMP'S I SOITCHY. BUT THE MOON IS PRETTY TONIGHT. THAT ONE I TWINKLING DOT LURES ME MORE WITH IT'S SPARKLINESS. HMM... I WISH I COULD WALK AND TALK LIKE MY MASTER, SOT COULD TELL HIM IN HIS LANGUAGE HOW I FEEL, THANK HIM FOR HIS YEARS OF KINDNESS, AND LET HIM KNOW I LOVE HIM. HOOWWWLLLL... WELL, I'LL HAVE A QUICK I SNACK BEFORE MY NIGHTLY SLUMBER. NEXT DAY..] PATTI? PATTI-GIRL. TWEET! TWEET! OKAY, SCAMPER, I /HELLO. IT HAVE TO FEED PATTI NOW. OH, THERE YOU ARE. FOR OK, OK, HMM... FOOD. COME I'M COMING... OK ON, GIRL. AAHHH!! PATTI, YOU CAN TALK? NOT ONLY THAT, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT Too! I HMM... WHAT ARE YOU... HUH? WOW, I CAN SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. HORRAY FOR ME. HMM... LITTLE DIZZY... wow, I'M STANDING LIKE YOU, MASTER! MY WISH CAME TRUE?! OH, MASTER, I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW ELATED I FEEL. COME TO I THINK OF IT... FEEL SO YOUNG... I LIKE AS IF I WAS THREE-YEARS OLD. *THAT'S 21 IN DOG YEARS.* WELL, WHILE I'M STILL IN SHOCK OVER YOUR TRANSFORMATION, I AM HAPPY THAT YOU FEEL HAPPY. COME, LET'S GET SOME FOOD IN YOU, GIVE YOU A BATH, AND A MAKEOVER WOULD BE GOOD, TOO. ont oo THANK YOU, CHRIS! 4 OH, CHRIS, I AM SOO GREATFUL FOR YOUR CARE OVER THE YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YET, I AM TIRED OF BEING CONFINED IN MY PEN... WITH MY NEW FORM, I CAN NOW ROAM FREE! BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT WORSE WEAR ON MY PAWS. I WOW. I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. I CAN HELP YOu; I KNOW OF A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RUN FREE, AND HAVE I GREAT FRIENDS TO BE WITH (AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SCARING THE NATIVES). 5