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When you thought BDSM meant handcuffs and now you're all tied up watching her lube the 14" Ass-Plugger 5000
When you thought BDSM meant handcuffs and now you're all tied up watching her lube the 14" Ass-Plugger 5000
So I found out bad dragon cum lube works vary well as gun lubricant
Big Cat @
That's a lot of lube
TONGA
Greased watermeton!
EVERY DAY LATHER THIS uP WITH KIEHL'S IN THE SHOWER,
Why smell!
Se
That's what she said.
Big Cat @ That's a lot of lube TONGA Greased watermeton! EVERY DAY LATHER THIS uP WITH KIEHL'S IN THE SHOWER, Why smell! Se That's what she said.
A CAUTION
The person above me takes it up the ass with no lube
A CAUTION The person above me takes it up the ass with no lube
= OTTAWA CITIZEN Sign In
'It's not what it looks like'
- Ottawa man caught with pants down in pony stall
Whatever it looked like, police told him to put his pants on.
Gary Dimmock
Jul 22,2021 1 day ago 2 minute read
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A file photo of signage near the courthouse on Elgin Street in Ottawa. PHOTO BY WAYNE CUDDINGTON /Postmedia
When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
= OTTAWA CITIZEN Sign In 'It's not what it looks like' - Ottawa man caught with pants down in pony stall Whatever it looked like, police told him to put his pants on. Gary Dimmock Jul 22,2021 1 day ago 2 minute read Government of Ontario nt de VOntar rthouse and ry Offices ustice et d'enregistrem" immobilier A file photo of signage near the courthouse on Elgin Street in Ottawa. PHOTO BY WAYNE CUDDINGTON /Postmedia When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
When you reach for lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub
When you reach for lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub
One time I fucked a deer
It kicked me nuts and I liked it I Pretty sure that's how I got deer crabs
Was it sick?
That'd explain the vomiting for sure but I dont mind
Lube is lube
It would take 2, maybe 3 people to hold down a deers so you could fuck it, even a sick deer
haunches like bike handles and start ramming
Not really you get two knives stick em in the speed
You're really fuckin up the dialogue here bud
Sent
One time I fucked a deer It kicked me nuts and I liked it I Pretty sure that's how I got deer crabs Was it sick? That'd explain the vomiting for sure but I dont mind Lube is lube It would take 2, maybe 3 people to hold down a deers so you could fuck it, even a sick deer haunches like bike handles and start ramming Not really you get two knives stick em in the speed You're really fuckin up the dialogue here bud Sent
Anonymous Confession #190
So me and my girl decided to do some ass sex earlier today, she was all giddy and excited and so she was naked and got on all fours and wiggled her ass. I was super excited too so went in there no condom and no lube, i went full force in there and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding away and theres no poo on my dick. But then i look down and see a bunch of little worms on her anus and crawling on my penis, i pull out quickly and go to wash it off in the washroom but i notice one trying to get inside my peehole, i try to grab it but its too small and it goes inside. My girlfriend is frantic apologizing and we dunno wit to do and im panicking hardcore. Then my girlfriend is like "u need to jizz right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur dick!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested girlfriend.
So i start to jerk it hard as fuk super fast, and within like 30 seconds im close to climax. Fuk my girlfriend though disgusting girl she should wash her anus better, I jump in the air and jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face.
She starts screaming as they enter her nose and mouth. I only thought 1 went in but apparently a ton went in when i did her in the butt. wut a weird day man im never doing anal without a condom again.
OM me "wbl confess" to confess I Jul 13, 2021
@5
Anonymous Confession #190 So me and my girl decided to do some ass sex earlier today, she was all giddy and excited and so she was naked and got on all fours and wiggled her ass. I was super excited too so went in there no condom and no lube, i went full force in there and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding away and theres no poo on my dick. But then i look down and see a bunch of little worms on her anus and crawling on my penis, i pull out quickly and go to wash it off in the washroom but i notice one trying to get inside my peehole, i try to grab it but its too small and it goes inside. My girlfriend is frantic apologizing and we dunno wit to do and im panicking hardcore. Then my girlfriend is like "u need to jizz right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur dick!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested girlfriend. So i start to jerk it hard as fuk super fast, and within like 30 seconds im close to climax. Fuk my girlfriend though disgusting girl she should wash her anus better, I jump in the air and jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face. She starts screaming as they enter her nose and mouth. I only thought 1 went in but apparently a ton went in when i did her in the butt. wut a weird day man im never doing anal without a condom again. OM me "wbl confess" to confess I Jul 13, 2021 @5
My infant son watching me get the lube and taking the cross off the wall
Selling my arm wrestling simulator. Thing has a hell of a grip and if you use lube it simulates your opponent having sweaty hands. $73 or trade for atv.
Selling my arm wrestling simulator. Thing has a hell of a grip and if you use lube it simulates your opponent having sweaty hands. $73 or trade for atv.