This is the kind of relationship I want.
Not one based on money, or looks, but instead between myself and
a guy, filled with space juice.
Not like a guy with blue skin but the guy has clear skin, and the space juice is inside the skin.
This lady at Jamba Juice just cut me in line and the worker saw so when it was my time to order he goes "CONGRATS you were the 18th customer today!! You get a free drink of choice!" Omfg..... her face