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Anonymous 17 No.620868762 [Reply]
So /by Ive been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share
> Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night.
> They hang around for ike 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night.
> Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested.
> Apparently they're smart as shit
> They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated
> Awild idea appears.
> start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work
> throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever can.
> Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks.
> Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows.
> They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit
> Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit ike I dodge wrenches now)
> Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when walk into meds.
> keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows
> Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure get back to work safe.
> Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out.
> Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations:
> World War Crow commences.