How to Acknowledge That it was a Colossal Error to Ever Start Talking to Someone
STEP ONE: Play dead.
STEP TWO: This is the universal sign for, "We both know this isn't working. Please take a hint, and leave."
STEP THREE: In the event
Step Two does not work, simply state, "I have made a colossal error," them leave.
STEP FOUR: Leaving is really the takeaway here.
STEP FIVE: Anyway, happy not talking!