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A touhou dodging all of their drunken dads empty beer bottles
A touhou dodging all of their drunken dads empty beer bottles
On September 30th,1956, during a drunken argument
at a bar, man named Thomas Fitzpatrick claimed he
could fly an airplane from New Jersey to New York in
15 minutes. To prove himself, he stole an airplane, flew without light or radio completely intoxicated at and landed the airplane in the streets in-front of the bar. Two years later, he did it again because
a man at the bar refused to believe his story.
On September 30th,1956, during a drunken argument at a bar, man named Thomas Fitzpatrick claimed he could fly an airplane from New Jersey to New York in 15 minutes. To prove himself, he stole an airplane, flew without light or radio completely intoxicated at and landed the airplane in the streets in-front of the bar. Two years later, he did it again because a man at the bar refused to believe his story.
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My friend explain with Evolution
Boohs more than a pale imitation of the. buttocks
My drunken ass
ES
Bro, doesnt that mean you ape brain missed
Evolution?
4 4 My friend explain with Evolution Boohs more than a pale imitation of the. buttocks My drunken ass ES Bro, doesnt that mean you ape brain missed Evolution?
When my dad comes home late from the bar but he isn't in
a drunken rage
TOOCH TOOCH
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When my dad comes home late from the bar but he isn't in a drunken rage
The Drunken Rat King
There is a greasy rat king that rules over the slums. He kills five good rats and puts their decapitated heads on a windmill. He loots their corpses and goes to the casino with their money.
He blows all the money on roulette and hires a rat prostitute. He takes the escort to the windmill and fucks her in-front of the dead rats spinning heads.
He finishes the prostitute and collapses from exhaustion. He wakes up and finds a drill sitting right next to him. He rips one of the rat heads off the windmill. Some maggots fall out of one of the eyeball holes. He drills a hole in the rats forehead and little pieces of brain matter fall out. He pulls out his rat dick and skullfucks the rat. He climaxes inside the rats skull. He throws the skull on the floor. Later he goes home to his wife complaining about him not spending enough time with the kids. He just walks right past her and falls on his bed. His wife comes inside and forces him to tell his son a bedtime story. He reluctantly goes into his sons room and tells him a story about how
Biden cheated to win the 2020 election.
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Sorry about the vulgar language it was the first thing I could think of.
The Drunken Rat King There is a greasy rat king that rules over the slums. He kills five good rats and puts their decapitated heads on a windmill. He loots their corpses and goes to the casino with their money. He blows all the money on roulette and hires a rat prostitute. He takes the escort to the windmill and fucks her in-front of the dead rats spinning heads. He finishes the prostitute and collapses from exhaustion. He wakes up and finds a drill sitting right next to him. He rips one of the rat heads off the windmill. Some maggots fall out of one of the eyeball holes. He drills a hole in the rats forehead and little pieces of brain matter fall out. He pulls out his rat dick and skullfucks the rat. He climaxes inside the rats skull. He throws the skull on the floor. Later he goes home to his wife complaining about him not spending enough time with the kids. He just walks right past her and falls on his bed. His wife comes inside and forces him to tell his son a bedtime story. He reluctantly goes into his sons room and tells him a story about how Biden cheated to win the 2020 election. 1 CC) il OO Moderate BEST COMMENTS (4) Sorry about the vulgar language it was the first thing I could think of.
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Unleash your inner drunken master
ROCK LEEROY HENNESSY WMWenmessy Unleash your inner drunken master
On September 30th, 1956, during a drunken argument
at a bar, a man named Thomas Fitzpatrick claimed he
could fly an airplane from New Jersey to New York in
15 minutes. To prove himself, he stole an airplane, flew without light or radio completely intoxicated at
Sam and landed the airplane in the streets in-front of the bar. Two years later, he did it again because
a man at the bar refused to believe his story.
On September 30th, 1956, during a drunken argument at a bar, a man named Thomas Fitzpatrick claimed he could fly an airplane from New Jersey to New York in 15 minutes. To prove himself, he stole an airplane, flew without light or radio completely intoxicated at Sam and landed the airplane in the streets in-front of the bar. Two years later, he did it again because a man at the bar refused to believe his story.
Didn't have the candles #2 and #7 so...
Happy 27th birthday son!
haha! st your swole and now I mys
math. Lol. All you kids still want to be a drunken stoner
Honestly I forgot how to do basic
Oh_Yeah_
4149 CN (44
I can teach you how to be a lover and a loser
Didn't have the candles #2 and #7 so... Happy 27th birthday son! haha! st your swole and now I mys math. Lol. All you kids still want to be a drunken stoner Honestly I forgot how to do basic Oh_Yeah_ 4149 CN (44 I can teach you how to be a lover and a loser