The recent study that found the egg may
actually 'choose' the sperm, defying
Mendel's law. The oldest law of genetics says that gametes combine randomly, but experiments hint that sometimes eggs select sperm actively for their genetic assets
This suggest that we weren't the quickest sperm, but the best sperm.
Which means, this is the best version of you. And that's really sad.
Cause you're a loser.