#caffeine

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Me: I don't have time to make coffee. guess
I'll go without today.
My caffeine addiction:
The fuck you are.
Me: I don't have time to make coffee. guess I'll go without today. My caffeine addiction: The fuck you are.
GET FLORIDA MAN
Emerging from the primordial Floridian ooze, this urban legend, occasionally gracing the headlines of the newspapers in the sunshine state, is part man, part animal and a mythical creature with no equal.
Escapades include: Illegally mounting and riding majestic manatees, routinely wielding a samurai sword during various neighborhood altercations, to crashing a lawnmower into a minivan, with Florida
Man there's never a dull moment.
GET FLORIDA MAN Emerging from the primordial Floridian ooze, this urban legend, occasionally gracing the headlines of the newspapers in the sunshine state, is part man, part animal and a mythical creature with no equal. Escapades include: Illegally mounting and riding majestic manatees, routinely wielding a samurai sword during various neighborhood altercations, to crashing a lawnmower into a minivan, with Florida Man there's never a dull moment.
Me: Running off 2 hours of sleep, poor diet, and a steady flow of caffeine. My vital organs doing their best to keep me alive:
I'm not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.
I'm not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.
WITH ENOUGH CAFFEINE I CAN
dress myself and use my grownup mannec s.
WITH ENOUGH CAFFEINE I CAN dress myself and use my grownup mannec s.
The the caffeine hits
The the caffeine hits
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>She speeds up
>We go back and forth
O Anonymous No.64694763 [Reply] La)
>take a bunch of caffeine tablets, way more than I should have
>message fembots
>I'm surging with energy, my hands are shaking, and I'm bouncing in the chair
>Spam her with huge walls of text about whatever I'm interested in
>Takes her more than 5 minutes to reply
>"REPLY NOW CUNT!"
>She actually starts to reply quicker
>I keep typing faster, I can feel my mind speeding as I rant about random things that pop up in my thoughts.
>Eventually I can feel her typing speed slowing down
>"DON'T SLOW DOWN! KEEP GOING!"
>My insane stimulant dance begins to wear off and I sign off
>Wake up this morning, not sure if I should message her.
>She's sent me a few messages already but I haven't replied because I won't be able to talk with the same
energy that I had yesterday what should I do?
& File: 42141515.png (347 KB, 850x850) >She speeds up >We go back and forth O Anonymous No.64694763 [Reply] La) >take a bunch of caffeine tablets, way more than I should have >message fembots >I'm surging with energy, my hands are shaking, and I'm bouncing in the chair >Spam her with huge walls of text about whatever I'm interested in >Takes her more than 5 minutes to reply >"REPLY NOW CUNT!" >She actually starts to reply quicker >I keep typing faster, I can feel my mind speeding as I rant about random things that pop up in my thoughts. >Eventually I can feel her typing speed slowing down >"DON'T SLOW DOWN! KEEP GOING!" >My insane stimulant dance begins to wear off and I sign off >Wake up this morning, not sure if I should message her. >She's sent me a few messages already but I haven't replied because I won't be able to talk with the same energy that I had yesterday what should I do?
Mum: He's going to be a doctor
Dad: No, he's going to be a lawyer
Me: *Addicted to caffeine and lifting heavy sh*t*
Mum: He's going to be a doctor Dad: No, he's going to be a lawyer Me: *Addicted to caffeine and lifting heavy sh*t*
Just to confirm... everyone feels tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep they get or caffeine they consume, but also has trouble falling asleep / is constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid refiux / spends every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished?
11 Feb 2021 Twitter for Prone
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Just to confirm... everyone feels tired ALL the time no matter how much sleep they get or caffeine they consume, but also has trouble falling asleep / is constantly hungry but also nauseous with acid refiux / spends every second working or cleaning yet nothing gets accomplished? 11 Feb 2021 Twitter for Prone T2SK Retecets Quote Tweete 400.2K